"Hate Mail"
(the twenty-fourth ACWclub monthly writing contest)

Assignment:
Write a story or poem using the
following title: "Hate Mail"
2500 words or less.

Deadline:
Midnight (DST),
August 15, 2003

All entries are the property of the authors and cannot be copied or reprinted without their consent.

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Hate Mail
by lee10@host365.com
(Entry #4)
~Winning Entry~
The man sat in a faded armchair and gazed through the French window, without seeing the overgrown garden beyond. A sudden shaft of sunlight caught him, like an actor centre stage, then it faded and was gone.

The woman dusting the mantelpiece noticed the brief spark of spring as it flashed into the room then diffidently crept away. It drew her attention to her husband and she noticed how the thin patch on top of his head was surrounded by wisps of greying hair, hanging lank over the back of his chair. His hands lay on the pages of a Bible, open and unnoticed in his lap. He was wearing an old, beige cardigan over a shirt with a frayed collar. His corduroy trousers were patched at the knees and were barely fit even for gardening. She was startled that he could have aged so visibly, so quickly, but inside herself, where there might have been sympathy, she found only a void. She was empty, as she had been for six months past, waiting for an ending, for a closure to this strange time.

She turned back to her dusting, picking up photographs and polishing each glass in turn. She rubbed hard at the unfashionable silver frame of the oldest. The bride’s smile was broad but the groom was serious. He never learnt how to let go and enjoy life, she thought. Always too serious. Even on our wedding day he was so self-contained. She replaced the photograph next to the only other black and white one. This was a family group. Herself, her husband, wearing his brand-new dog collar with visible pride, a chubby small boy in a sailor-suit and a pretty girl with her hair in pigtails. The boy was scowling at the camera and on impulse she kissed the photograph, remembering how she used to be able to kiss away his frowns.

A coloured photograph showed the same girl, a few years older, riding a fat pony, her fingers entwined in its shaggy mane. There were other photographs of the girl; graduation day, in which her black gown’s blue trim exactly matched the colour of her shining eyes and of her wedding to a grinning boy whose grey top-hat was just a bit too big. The woman replaced the final photograph back on the mantelpiece, the one that had been taken just eight months’ ago, the one in which her husband, the vicar of All Saints Church, Branchesly, was shaking hands with the Archbishop of Canterbury. The Reverend William Beaumanor looked every inch the haughty, stereotypical pillar of society that his congregation had always known him to be.

But that all changed and very quickly his congregation became unsure what to think as the letters came thick and fast; to the Bishop, local shopkeepers, the police, neighbours and to the vicarage itself. It hadn’t taken long for the shell to crack, leaving a moody, bitter man who sat at the window each day, depressed and without purpose. He had coped well in the month following the receipt of the first of the poison pen letters, the one to the local newspaper. Anger kept him going through the gossip that followed the next dozen or so, an anger so intense that it had spilled from the pulpit in some of the best sermons he’d given during his thirty years in the church. The façade began to crumble and the anger fade however, when the Bishop suggested the vicar should take a "well-earned rest till matters sort themselves out."

"Coffee, William?" the woman suggested. Her husband didn’t answer but he flinched at the sound, loud from the hall, of post dropping through the letterbox, slapping onto the parquet floor. The woman pushed the duster into her apron pocket and left the sitting room, closing the door quietly behind her. She picked up the post.

"Readers’ Digest, water bill, rubbish, rubbish," she murmured, sorting through the envelopes. "Rates, rubbish…" She stopped. She set most of the letters down on the hall table and concentrated on the two remaining envelopes. Both were white, addressed in bold, black, italic lettering; one to,

The Vicar, All Saints Vicarage, Branchesly

the other to herself,

Mrs Molly Beaumanor, All Saints Vicarage

The local police had suggested that she take any more hate mail, unopened, straight to the police station, but her hands trembled and a hot flush of fear mixed with delicious excitement crept up her neck. She felt stifled but the overwhelming curiosity was too much for her and she tore open the letter address to her husband.

DEAR VICAR, it read, I’M GOING TO LET YOUR BISHOP KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR GOINGS-ON WITH THAT TART AT THE BULLS HEAD AND AS HOW YOU HAVE IT ON WITH HER AFTER EVENSONG.

Molly giggled nervously. This was as bad as the one that had accused the vicar of having his hand in the collecting box. She ripped the second letter open.

MY DEAR, the second letter began, YOU ARE TO GOOD FOR THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TOO-TIMING HUSBAND OF YOURS. WHY DON’T YOU ASK HIM ABOUT THAT WHORE HE’S SEEING, THE ONE AS WORKS BEHIND THE BAR AT THE PUB.

YOURS SINSERLY.

Molly Beaumanor read both letters several times. She felt guilty at the pleasure she was gaining from her role in this hate campaign. When she went to the shops these days, she regularly came home with a warm glow to which she was becoming addicted. She eavesdropped unashamedly in the Post Office queue and delighted in overhearing such whispered comments as;

"What a courageous woman the vicar’s wife is, standing by her husband; when there can’t be smoke without fire, can there?"

The best one had been that day in the butcher’s, and the memory still filled her with gratification. It had been difficult not to smile and agree, but Molly had managed to pretend she hadn’t heard a word when old Mrs.Jones, deaf as a post, had loudly proclaimed to her companion,

"She’s a brick that woman. An absolute saint. Even though the vicar’s an arrogant, bombastic bastard, you’ll never hear her say a word against him."

Molly realised she couldn’t stand in the hall all day long and ran upstairs to hide the letters in a drawer, underneath her stockings and corselets. She went back downstairs a little more sedately to make the coffee but as she reached the bottom step, the telephone rang. Adrenaline flushed through her system and sent her heart racing. She tried to ignore the clamorous summons but couldn’t. The need to know who was on the other end of the line was irresistible. She snatched the hall telephone from its hook.

"Hello," she said, catching her breath before continuing, "Branchesly 1-3-2-1."

"Mrs Beaumanor?" a man’s voice enquired.

"Yes, Detective Inspector Fairfax."

The man laughed. "You recognised my voice?"

"Detective Inspector, we have spoken on the telephone on many occasions over the last few months. Of course I recognise your voice." And your fat, piggy face full of blackheads, she thought, and your habit of scratching your backside when you think no one is looking. "What can I do for you?"

"Ah, no, Mrs Beaumanor. This time, it’s what I can do for you that’s important."

"Please explain, Detective Inspector."

There was a pause while the policeman gathered his thoughts and decided how best to break the good news. Finally he blurted out, "We’ve caught her, the poison pen letter writer!"

After all this time, when she had learnt to live with this shadowy third person in her life, the shock of this disclosure hit Molly Beaumanor like a douche of ice-cold water.

"Hello, Mrs Beaumanor? Are you there?"

"Yes, yes, Detective Inspector." Molly regained her composure. "Tell me all about it."

"We have arrested a Miss Veronica Dunkley. She’s admitted everything."

"I don’t know a Miss Dunkley." Molly was puzzled.

"No, Mrs Beaumanor, but your husband does. Seems he refused to allow her to be married in All Saints Church because her fiancé was divorced. By the time they’d found a vicar who would marry them, the fiancé had made another woman pregnant and married her instead. Dunkley blames Reverend Beaumanor for the whole sorry situation."

"My goodness!" Molly sat down heavily on the bottom step of the stairs, clutching the telephone hard. "That means," she hesitated, "no more hate mail?" Her palm was slippery with sweat.

"That’s quite right, Mrs Beaumanor. It’ll all stop and you and the Reverend can get back to normal."

"But…how did you discover the identity of the culprit?" Molly struggled to make sense of the implications of what the policeman was telling her.

"Ah, that’s where the ‘Branchesly Times’ came in handy," he said. "Do you remember two nights ago when they printed a copy of an envelope addressed to the editor?"

Molly remembered. The envelope had contained, according to that night’s editorial, ‘a scurrilous attack on the Reverend Beaumanor, a beloved member of our community.’

"Seems the ex-fiancé recognised the handwriting on the envelope and shopped

Miss Dunkley. She’d also been sending hate mail to him and the new wife, but it was only when he saw the paper that he put two and two together."

There was a difficult pause. Inspector Fairfax assumed Mrs Beaumanor was overcome with relief and continued, "And how is the vicar?"

"Poorly. Very upset," Molly managed to say.

"Bound to be, It’s been a nasty business. Still, he’ll be delighted with the news, won’t he? Things will improve now we’ve caught the woman."

"No doubt they will, Detective Inspector." The image of a rejuvenated vicar crossed her mind. He would enjoy playing the martyr but he would take great pains nevertheless to let everyone know how much he had suffered.

"Oh, and one more thing, Mrs Beaumanor. We’ll be making a statement tonight, the Branchesly Police, that is, on the local television news. Six o’clock it’s scheduled for. I’m sure neither you nor the Reverend will want to miss it."

"Thank you, Detective Inspector. We won’t miss it."

The policeman hung up. Molly remained seated on the stairs, listening to the telephone’s dial tone. After several minutes she remembered that she had offered to make her husband a cup of coffee.

When Molly returned to the sitting room she placed the mug on a table by her husband’s side. He did not acknowledge the coffee, nor did he ask who had telephoned.

Sulking again, Molly thought. Leaving him to drink the coffee or not, as the mood took him, Molly left the room, closed the door soundlessly and trudged upstairs to her bedroom. She sat on her narrow bed, opened the top drawer of her dressing table and took out a picture of a young man who was smiling straight at the camera. The skyline of San Francisco was clear in the background.

"My sweet boy," she murmured.

The picture had laid on top of a diary, which she took out next. She wiped her eyes almost before tears had time to form, opened the book and read;

‘May 10th, 1982

William and Terence argued again today. It was terrible to hear. William is determined that there is no place in his church for a "queer" as he puts it. "Homosexuality and the Church of England are irreconcilable," he shouted above all our son’s reasoning. He refuses to pay for Terence to attend theological college, something the boy has always longed to do. Why is it so hard for the boy, who only wants to follow in his father’s Christian footsteps?’

‘May 11th, 1982

Terence has gone, left home in the night. He left me a note in the kitchen, where his father would be sure not to find it. "Don’t worry, Mum. I’ll come back one day."

I don’t know where he will end up. I’m so frightened for him. He’s so young, so vulnerable. How dare William deny his son? How dare he cause such misery?’

‘June 20th, 1996

My darling boy will never return home! He died of that awful disease, far away in a land not his own. His friend telephoned last night, asked to speak to me. Refused to speak to Terence’s father.

William called it, "God’s judgement" and refuses to discuss our child any further. But I want to talk about my boy. I want to reminisce about his smile and that dimple that always appeared in his cheek when he was sleeping. He was such a lovely young man.’

‘March 2nd, 2003

It never soured Terence, his father turning against him that is. I, on the other hand, will never forgive William. I have, may God forgive me, enjoyed his recent sufferings. God’s judgement, William’s punishment, is here and now and I rejoice in it.’

Molly Beaumanor closed the diary on the previous day’s entry. Without hesitation she took the poison pen letters from their hiding place and smoothed then open. In her writing bureau she found a writing pad and a pen with a thick, black nib. Carefully, copying the other woman’s handwriting she wrote;

DEAR EDITOR, BRANCHESLY TIMES.

THE POLICE ARE FOOLS. JUST LIKE THE VICAR OF ALLSAINTS. THEY THINK THEY HAVE ARRESTED THE PERSON WHO IS DEDICATED TO TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE THEIVING, FORNIKATING VICAR. THEY ARE WRONG…….

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Hate Mail
by Mark Lambert
marknutswriter@aol.com
(Entry #1)
~Runner Up~
Alec Lawson sat in his comfortable apartment, contemplating the phone call he'd received. An old school friend had got in touch and told him about a new Internet site where ex-classmates could post entries. Alec wasn't impressed; he'd moved on so much that he had no desire to contact those people. He was successful now, and was enjoying life with a new girlfriend, so what happened fifteen years ago was of no interest to him. Also, he'd always thought of the Internet as a novelty, and most of those people wouldn't bother getting in touch if it wasn't made so simple for them.

A few things bothered him though. Mentions of old names, especially Rachel Smith and Philip Gerkan. After a few glasses of wine, Alec's curiosity got the better of him.He switched on his PC, and linked to the net. Another glass of wine while I look at this, he thought.

In the browser, he typed in what his old friend had told him:

www.gatesburyhighschool.net

A window on the screen opened, revealing a picture of his old school.

"Great photography," he mumbled.

A list on the front page read:

Students
Classes
Staff
Old Scholars

There it was. 'Old Scholars.' He clicked on it. Another list offered him to click on '1980 starters.' That was him. The screen changed to reveal a list of names, most of whom he had not seen for at least fifteen years. They brought back memories of his time at the school, some good, some bad but always a laugh.

He clicked on 'Rachel Evans (nee Smith)'

A window popped up.

>Hi, Rachel here. What a great site!
>Married to Liam with four kids!
>I remember Lee, Dave,
>Sarah, Rebecca and Vicky. If anyone
>remembers me, please e-mail!

"She hasn't mentioned me!"

Another click on 'Philip Gerkan.'

>Hello. I was known as "Gerky" in my time there.
>I remember those cross-country runs
>and those who pushed me into the puddles!

"Yeah, that was me," said Alec

>Also, the time when Sooty and Pratty took my
>trousers off in assembly! The worst thing ever
>at the time, but I laugh about it now!

"Worst thing ever! What about when I flushed the toilet with your head in it?"

>Now living in Hong Kong with my wife Melissa
>and three kids, as a tax exile!
>Love to hear from 'Sooty', Sarah, Michelle
>and Vanessa.

"Tax-exile? His way of saying that he's making loads of money. So what."

Alec scanned the rest of the entries on the site. Only two entries from people he hardly remembered mentioned him. He sat back, another glass of wine in his hand. His thoughts were contradictory. Why did he look? It's a rubbish novelty anyway, but why didn't Rachel mention me? He wrestled with thoughts of sending an e-mail to some of those people, or whether to just add his own entry on the site. Rubbish. They don't care anyway. The wine made the decision for him.

He walked unsteadily to the computer and typed the address once more into the browser.

www.gatesburyhighschool.net

He found his way back to '1980 starters.'

Make Your Own Entry

He clicked on the link and started typing into the window that appeared.

>Alec Lawson here. Remember me?
>I just wonder how many of you people would
>have bothered to get in touch if it wasn't for
>the SIMPLE EASE AND NOVELTY that is the Internet.
>Fact is, none of you would have bothered without it.

Submit

He clicked.

"So what if they don't like what I've said?"

He switched the PC off, stepped into the bedroom, toppled forward onto his bed and fell into a deep sleep.

******

Saturday:

Alec woke to the buzzing of his alarm clock. He realised he was fully clothed from the night before and heard the early morning teen program screeching coming from the TV set which he'd left on all night. He felt terrible.

A slow shower and two cups of tea later, he sat, trying to remember what he had actually done the night before.

A vague remembrance. He switched the PC on and linked to the Internet.

'You have e-mail,' the soft female voice announced.

"One from Rachel Smith!" He couldn't contain his excitement.

"And one from Gerky."

He clicked on Rachel's e-mail.

>Alec, I do remember you, but why are you being so
>rude after all these years? I take great offence to what
>you have said and I hope that I never hear from you
>again, otherwise I will complain to your Internet
>provider.

He stared at the screen in bewilderment.

He clicked on Gerky's e-mail.

>Whatever you say, Alec. It was a long time ago
>and actually, school was fun for me, whatever happened.
>I'd have thought you'd have grown up by now, rather than
>say those things. Please do not contact me again.

Surely they couldn't be that upset with what he'd posted? But what was that about 'contacting' him?

He clicked on 'sent mail.'

There they were. Two e-mails sent to Rachel and Gerky's addresses.

"I don't remember…"

He clicked on the one sent to Gerky:

>I remember you even if you don't remember me.
>I loved shoving your head down that toilet, you
>idiot. We had fun humiliating you and I'd just love
>the chance to do it all again now.

"What?"

He clicked on the one sent to Rachel:

>I wanted you then, but I reckon I wouldn't want
>you now. I bet you've gone to pot and lost
>your face and figure. I certainly hope so.
>I can only imagine that your husband has to
>think of other women while he's in bed
>with you.

"Surely not. I didn't!"

He knew he'd got drunk and sent the post to the general site, but he couldn't remember sending personal e-mails.

"Why did I bother getting into this?"

He tried to put it all out of his mind and got dressed, ready to meet Susan.

******

Susan ran towards him outside the shopping centre where they had arranged to meet.

"Hi darling, she said. Ooh, you look a bit rough. Late night?"

"Let's do some shopping!" Alec forced a smile.

After an hour visiting mostly clothes shops, Alec carried four bags of Susan's impulse purchases.

"My turn now," said Alec as he spied the electrical store, "I need a DVD player, one of those swanky ones."

After trying out all the knobs and dials on various models, he settled on one. The salesman brought the box to the counter and Alec handed over his bank card.

"Er, we seem to be having a little problem here sir," said the salesman, a little too loudly for Alec's liking.

"What?"

"Your card is cancelled sir," said the salesman.

"No, it can't be, I paid some off yesterday!"

"Sir, I can only go on what the computer says."

"There must be some mistake," said Alec, trying to keep control, "try this one."

The salesman ran it through the machine and his eyebrows raised.

"Sorry sir, this one also."

"What! And, er, can you keep your voice down please," Alec whispered, but almost spat at the salesman.

Susan handed over her own card.

"You can pay me back next week," she said, rubbing Alec's arm comfortingly.

*******

Alec couldn't stop talking about his cancelled cards all the way home,right up until he made the phone call to the bank.

"All of them? This must be fraud!" A few minutes passed before he hung up.

"What happened?" asked Susan, who had cleverly manoeuvred herself into the kitchen while the phone call was made.

"I'm basically a non-person," said Alec, his head in his hands. "I don't know how this could have happened."

"Look, I've just got my bonus at work and I'll keep you in food until this is all sorted out," she smiled, reassuringly.

"And wine?"

"And wine," she laughed.

*******

Monday:

Alec spent much of the day on the phone to his bank, in between trying to sell a bulk consignment of jeans to the best bidder. Lunch came and went in a flurry of phone calls and nibbles at a sandwich eaten at his desk.

Alec's phone rang. It was a call from his manager, asking him to come to his office.

Alec walked in confidently. "Hi Mike, what's up?"

Mike Hitchens, the area manager, sat stone-faced. Across the desk to his left sat a smartly dressed woman, with a notepad on her lap. Alec sensed a frosty atmosphere.

"Sit down Alec," said Mike.

"Alec, do you know anything about this?" Mike handed a sheet of paper to him.

Alec read the words, a slow look of astonishment coming over his face.

"I didn't send this!"

"Where have you been today?" Mike asked.

"At my desk, all day. I even had my lunch delivered there."

"This was sent midday today," said Mike, "there's been a complaint."

"I certainly didn't write or send that!"

"Alec," Mike put his hands on the desk, "e-mail such as this has to be investigated. The violent and sexual terms used towards the young lady in the e-mail are, of course against company policy."

"But I don't even know her!"

"Alec, I've had to consult Human Resources on this," he nodded towards the woman sitting at the desk, "and there will be an investigation. Until that is completed, I'm going to have to suspend you until further notice." He waved Alec's protestations aside. "An investigation Alec. If you didn't send this, the investigation will show that. Please, I have to do this."

Alec walked home wondering what was happening to him.

*******

Alec picked up the phone and dialled Susan's number. Faced with voice mail,he left a message, "Susan, can you come round. I need to see you." To somehowmake sure, he also sent her an e-mail. He slumped back in his favourite chair and closed his eyes. The PC screen suddenly lit up. A black background with big white letters appeared on the monitor. It read:

"SIMPLE NOVELTY AM I?"

Alec became aware of the glow from the screen. He opened his eyes and approached the PC. He hit a few keys to try to get the PC back to normal, but with no effect. As he wondered where the words on the screen had come from, a whispered voice came from the PC speakers:

"A simple novelty am I?"

Alec tapped the keys, but the screen didn't clear. The voice from the speakers gradually got louder, repeating the phrase over and over again. The words raised to a screeching scream. Alec pulled the plug. The TV screen flickered into life. A black background with big red capital letters read:

"SO YOU THINK I'M SIMPLE?"

Spoken words from the TV speakers grew from a whisper to a scream

"Simple, am I?"

The TV screen changed to read:

"ENJOYING YOUR LIFE?"

Alec pulled the TV plug.

"Do you think you are rid of me?" The voice came from the bedroom.

Alec rushed into the room. The radio alarm was switched on, not displayinga time, but in flashing red:

"I AM HERE NOW."

Again, Alec pulled the plug. He sat, rubbing his head. What on Earth is going on, he thought.

'ding dong!'

Alec opened his apartment door.

"Hi Alec," said Susan, "I came round as soon as I could; I did try to phone, but it was out of order."

He immediately tried the phone. He lifted the receiver and listened.

"I'm still here," the voice whispered.

"What's wrong Alec?"

"Listen to this," he handed the phone to her.

"It's a dial tone. What is wrong!"

Alec plugged the PC in to the wall socket. It booted. He switched the TV back on.

"Look at this," he said.

The PC booted normally and sat, waiting instructions. On the TV, the newsreader related the stories of the day.

"What is it?"

Alec slumped down into his seat.

"Oh, I don't know. I must have been dreaming or something. Everything is going wrong Susan. I've been suspended from work."

"Why? What for?"

"They think I sent a derogatory e-mail to someone and I didn't."

Alec rubbed his forehead with one hand and drummed his fingers on his leg with the other.

"Calm down," said Susan. "I'll make some tea."

He wondered just what was happening to him as his eyes settled on the PC screen. In big red letters, the screen read:

"I'M EVERYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE."

He sat bolt upright. Suddenly, the lights flickered, coupled with a scream from the kitchen.

"Susan…"

Alec rushed into the kitchen to find Susan lying on the floor, a black burn on herleft hand, her eyes closed. A scorch mark showed on the wall above the kettle plug.He felt for a pulse. Nothing.

"Shit!" He ran to the phone and punched 999 and brought the receiver to his ear.

"I'm everywhere," the voice whispered to him.

The lights flickered again as Alec punched the phone block to try to get a connection.

"Come on you bastard!" shouted Alec, trying to get a response.

The lights flickered like a strobe, throwing shadows on and off throughout the apartment. The figure standing in the kitchen doorway behind him was illuminated and then in shadow, in sequence. Illuminated, shadow, illuminated, shadow. She moved forward into the room, clutching kitchen knives in both hands. Alec turned to see Susan moving towards him.

"Susan, thank God you're ok…"

She stopped.

"I told you I was everywhere," she whispered.

Alec stared in disbelief. "Susan, what are you saying?"

She walked forward, "I am not simple. I am not a novelty."

"Who are you!" shouted Alec, desperately.

The PC and TV screens lit up again in unison. Big black letters on a white background, "I AM NOT A NOVELTY."

Susan rushed at Alec, knives held high. She stabbed downwards at him, catching his leg. Alec fell backwards.

"Susan!"

She was relentless, saying nothing. The only sound was from the TV and PC speakers, "I AM NOT A NOVELTY."

Susan thrashed with the knives, while Alec defended himself as much as he could. Suddenly, she paused, giving him the chance to push her backwards, one knife falling from her grip. Alec took his chance and pinned her down.

"Susan, listen to me. It's not you. It's something in the Internet! It's got into you through the electricity!"

Susan's eyes opened wide.

"You idiot, can't you see she's already dead?"

The words were spat from Susan's mouth. She shrugged off his grip and swung the remaining knife, catching his arm. Alec grabbed the knife which had fallen and plunged it into her chest.

"I'm not a novelty, I'm not a novelty," she shouted as Alec used the knife again and again and again, until no more words came.

He slumped backwards, shocked by what he had done. New words appeared on the PC screen, reading:

"WELL DONE - GOODBYE"

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Hate Mail
by Mark Lambert
marknutswriter@aol.com		 #1 of 16
Runner-up
2492 words
Alec Lawson sat in his comfortable apartment, contemplating the phone call he'd received. An old school friend had got in touch and told him about a new Internet site where ex-classmates could post entries. Alec wasn't impressed; he'd moved on so much that he had no desire to contact those people. He was successful now, and was enjoying life with a new girlfriend, so what happened fifteen years ago was of no interest to him. Also, he'd always thought of the Internet as a novelty, and most of those people wouldn't bother getting in touch if it wasn't made so simple for them.

A few things bothered him though. Mentions of old names, especially Rachel Smith and Philip Gerkan. After a few glasses of wine, Alec's curiosity got the better of him.He switched on his PC, and linked to the net. Another glass of wine while I look at this, he thought.

In the browser, he typed in what his old friend had told him:

www.gatesburyhighschool.net

A window on the screen opened, revealing a picture of his old school.

"Great photography," he mumbled.

A list on the front page read:

Students
Classes
Staff
Old Scholars

There it was. 'Old Scholars.' He clicked on it. Another list offered him to click on '1980 starters.' That was him. The screen changed to reveal a list of names, most of whom he had not seen for at least fifteen years. They brought back memories of his time at the school, some good, some bad but always a laugh.

He clicked on 'Rachel Evans (nee Smith)'

A window popped up.

>Hi, Rachel here. What a great site!
>Married to Liam with four kids!
>I remember Lee, Dave,
>Sarah, Rebecca and Vicky. If anyone
>remembers me, please e-mail!

"She hasn't mentioned me!"

Another click on 'Philip Gerkan.'

>Hello. I was known as "Gerky" in my time there.
>I remember those cross-country runs
>and those who pushed me into the puddles!

"Yeah, that was me," said Alec

>Also, the time when Sooty and Pratty took my
>trousers off in assembly! The worst thing ever
>at the time, but I laugh about it now!

"Worst thing ever! What about when I flushed the toilet with your head in it?"

>Now living in Hong Kong with my wife Melissa
>and three kids, as a tax exile!
>Love to hear from 'Sooty', Sarah, Michelle
>and Vanessa.

"Tax-exile? His way of saying that he's making loads of money. So what."

Alec scanned the rest of the entries on the site. Only two entries from people he hardly remembered mentioned him. He sat back, another glass of wine in his hand. His thoughts were contradictory. Why did he look? It's a rubbish novelty anyway, but why didn't Rachel mention me? He wrestled with thoughts of sending an e-mail to some of those people, or whether to just add his own entry on the site. Rubbish. They don't care anyway. The wine made the decision for him.

He walked unsteadily to the computer and typed the address once more into the browser.

www.gatesburyhighschool.net

He found his way back to '1980 starters.'

Make Your Own Entry

He clicked on the link and started typing into the window that appeared.

>Alec Lawson here. Remember me?
>I just wonder how many of you people would
>have bothered to get in touch if it wasn't for
>the SIMPLE EASE AND NOVELTY that is the Internet.
>Fact is, none of you would have bothered without it.

Submit

He clicked.

"So what if they don't like what I've said?"

He switched the PC off, stepped into the bedroom, toppled forward onto his bed and fell into a deep sleep.

******

Saturday:

Alec woke to the buzzing of his alarm clock. He realised he was fully clothed from the night before and heard the early morning teen program screeching coming from the TV set which he'd left on all night. He felt terrible.

A slow shower and two cups of tea later, he sat, trying to remember what he had actually done the night before.

A vague remembrance. He switched the PC on and linked to the Internet.

'You have e-mail,' the soft female voice announced.

"One from Rachel Smith!" He couldn't contain his excitement.

"And one from Gerky."

He clicked on Rachel's e-mail.

>Alec, I do remember you, but why are you being so
>rude after all these years? I take great offence to what
>you have said and I hope that I never hear from you
>again, otherwise I will complain to your Internet
>provider.

He stared at the screen in bewilderment.

He clicked on Gerky's e-mail.

>Whatever you say, Alec. It was a long time ago
>and actually, school was fun for me, whatever happened.
>I'd have thought you'd have grown up by now, rather than
>say those things. Please do not contact me again.

Surely they couldn't be that upset with what he'd posted? But what was that about 'contacting' him?

He clicked on 'sent mail.'

There they were. Two e-mails sent to Rachel and Gerky's addresses.

"I don't remember…"

He clicked on the one sent to Gerky:

>I remember you even if you don't remember me.
>I loved shoving your head down that toilet, you
>idiot. We had fun humiliating you and I'd just love
>the chance to do it all again now.

"What?"

He clicked on the one sent to Rachel:

>I wanted you then, but I reckon I wouldn't want
>you now. I bet you've gone to pot and lost
>your face and figure. I certainly hope so.
>I can only imagine that your husband has to
>think of other women while he's in bed
>with you.

"Surely not. I didn't!"

He knew he'd got drunk and sent the post to the general site, but he couldn't remember sending personal e-mails.

"Why did I bother getting into this?"

He tried to put it all out of his mind and got dressed, ready to meet Susan.

******

Susan ran towards him outside the shopping centre where they had arranged to meet.

"Hi darling, she said. Ooh, you look a bit rough. Late night?"

"Let's do some shopping!" Alec forced a smile.

After an hour visiting mostly clothes shops, Alec carried four bags of Susan's impulse purchases.

"My turn now," said Alec as he spied the electrical store, "I need a DVD player, one of those swanky ones."

After trying out all the knobs and dials on various models, he settled on one. The salesman brought the box to the counter and Alec handed over his bank card.

"Er, we seem to be having a little problem here sir," said the salesman, a little too loudly for Alec's liking.

"What?"

"Your card is cancelled sir," said the salesman.

"No, it can't be, I paid some off yesterday!"

"Sir, I can only go on what the computer says."

"There must be some mistake," said Alec, trying to keep control, "try this one."

The salesman ran it through the machine and his eyebrows raised.

"Sorry sir, this one also."

"What! And, er, can you keep your voice down please," Alec whispered, but almost spat at the salesman.

Susan handed over her own card.

"You can pay me back next week," she said, rubbing Alec's arm comfortingly.

*******

Alec couldn't stop talking about his cancelled cards all the way home,right up until he made the phone call to the bank.

"All of them? This must be fraud!" A few minutes passed before he hung up.

"What happened?" asked Susan, who had cleverly manoeuvred herself into the kitchen while the phone call was made.

"I'm basically a non-person," said Alec, his head in his hands. "I don't know how this could have happened."

"Look, I've just got my bonus at work and I'll keep you in food until this is all sorted out," she smiled, reassuringly.

"And wine?"

"And wine," she laughed.

*******

Monday:

Alec spent much of the day on the phone to his bank, in between trying to sell a bulk consignment of jeans to the best bidder. Lunch came and went in a flurry of phone calls and nibbles at a sandwich eaten at his desk.

Alec's phone rang. It was a call from his manager, asking him to come to his office.

Alec walked in confidently. "Hi Mike, what's up?"

Mike Hitchens, the area manager, sat stone-faced. Across the desk to his left sat a smartly dressed woman, with a notepad on her lap. Alec sensed a frosty atmosphere.

"Sit down Alec," said Mike.

"Alec, do you know anything about this?" Mike handed a sheet of paper to him.

Alec read the words, a slow look of astonishment coming over his face.

"I didn't send this!"

"Where have you been today?" Mike asked.

"At my desk, all day. I even had my lunch delivered there."

"This was sent midday today," said Mike, "there's been a complaint."

"I certainly didn't write or send that!"

"Alec," Mike put his hands on the desk, "e-mail such as this has to be investigated. The violent and sexual terms used towards the young lady in the e-mail are, of course against company policy."

"But I don't even know her!"

"Alec, I've had to consult Human Resources on this," he nodded towards the woman sitting at the desk, "and there will be an investigation. Until that is completed, I'm going to have to suspend you until further notice." He waved Alec's protestations aside. "An investigation Alec. If you didn't send this, the investigation will show that. Please, I have to do this."

Alec walked home wondering what was happening to him.

*******

Alec picked up the phone and dialled Susan's number. Faced with voice mail,he left a message, "Susan, can you come round. I need to see you." To somehowmake sure, he also sent her an e-mail. He slumped back in his favourite chair and closed his eyes. The PC screen suddenly lit up. A black background with big white letters appeared on the monitor. It read:

"SIMPLE NOVELTY AM I?"

Alec became aware of the glow from the screen. He opened his eyes and approached the PC. He hit a few keys to try to get the PC back to normal, but with no effect. As he wondered where the words on the screen had come from, a whispered voice came from the PC speakers:

"A simple novelty am I?"

Alec tapped the keys, but the screen didn't clear. The voice from the speakers gradually got louder, repeating the phrase over and over again. The words raised to a screeching scream. Alec pulled the plug. The TV screen flickered into life. A black background with big red capital letters read:

"SO YOU THINK I'M SIMPLE?"

Spoken words from the TV speakers grew from a whisper to a scream

"Simple, am I?"

The TV screen changed to read:

"ENJOYING YOUR LIFE?"

Alec pulled the TV plug.

"Do you think you are rid of me?" The voice came from the bedroom.

Alec rushed into the room. The radio alarm was switched on, not displayinga time, but in flashing red:

"I AM HERE NOW."

Again, Alec pulled the plug. He sat, rubbing his head. What on Earth is going on, he thought.

'ding dong!'

Alec opened his apartment door.

"Hi Alec," said Susan, "I came round as soon as I could; I did try to phone, but it was out of order."

He immediately tried the phone. He lifted the receiver and listened.

"I'm still here," the voice whispered.

"What's wrong Alec?"

"Listen to this," he handed the phone to her.

"It's a dial tone. What is wrong!"

Alec plugged the PC in to the wall socket. It booted. He switched the TV back on.

"Look at this," he said.

The PC booted normally and sat, waiting instructions. On the TV, the newsreader related the stories of the day.

"What is it?"

Alec slumped down into his seat.

"Oh, I don't know. I must have been dreaming or something. Everything is going wrong Susan. I've been suspended from work."

"Why? What for?"

"They think I sent a derogatory e-mail to someone and I didn't."

Alec rubbed his forehead with one hand and drummed his fingers on his leg with the other.

"Calm down," said Susan. "I'll make some tea."

He wondered just what was happening to him as his eyes settled on the PC screen. In big red letters, the screen read:

"I'M EVERYWHERE IN YOUR HOUSE."

He sat bolt upright. Suddenly, the lights flickered, coupled with a scream from the kitchen.

"Susan…"

Alec rushed into the kitchen to find Susan lying on the floor, a black burn on herleft hand, her eyes closed. A scorch mark showed on the wall above the kettle plug.He felt for a pulse. Nothing.

"Shit!" He ran to the phone and punched 999 and brought the receiver to his ear.

"I'm everywhere," the voice whispered to him.

The lights flickered again as Alec punched the phone block to try to get a connection.

"Come on you bastard!" shouted Alec, trying to get a response.

The lights flickered like a strobe, throwing shadows on and off throughout the apartment. The figure standing in the kitchen doorway behind him was illuminated and then in shadow, in sequence. Illuminated, shadow, illuminated, shadow. She moved forward into the room, clutching kitchen knives in both hands. Alec turned to see Susan moving towards him.

"Susan, thank God you're ok…"

She stopped.

"I told you I was everywhere," she whispered.

Alec stared in disbelief. "Susan, what are you saying?"

She walked forward, "I am not simple. I am not a novelty."

"Who are you!" shouted Alec, desperately.

The PC and TV screens lit up again in unison. Big black letters on a white background, "I AM NOT A NOVELTY."

Susan rushed at Alec, knives held high. She stabbed downwards at him, catching his leg. Alec fell backwards.

"Susan!"

She was relentless, saying nothing. The only sound was from the TV and PC speakers, "I AM NOT A NOVELTY."

Susan thrashed with the knives, while Alec defended himself as much as he could. Suddenly, she paused, giving him the chance to push her backwards, one knife falling from her grip. Alec took his chance and pinned her down.

"Susan, listen to me. It's not you. It's something in the Internet! It's got into you through the electricity!"

Susan's eyes opened wide.

"You idiot, can't you see she's already dead?"

The words were spat from Susan's mouth. She shrugged off his grip and swung the remaining knife, catching his arm. Alec grabbed the knife which had fallen and plunged it into her chest.

"I'm not a novelty, I'm not a novelty," she shouted as Alec used the knife again and again and again, until no more words came.

He slumped backwards, shocked by what he had done. New words appeared on the PC screen, reading:

"WELL DONE - GOODBYE"

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Hate Mail
by Shobhan Bantwal
ShoBantwal@aol.com		 #2 of 16
2285 words
My hands don’t shake in irate alarm any more. No tears blind my vision. I’m beyond all that now. It’s been three months since the letters started to arrive. They come at about the rate of three each week. Now I read them with roughly the same amount of passion as I would my monthly bills.

By the yellow glow of the table-lamp I scan the letters, one after another, as if they were no more than the pages of a book-an absorbing but not terribly exciting book.

They started to arrive on September 13, 2001, two days after the World Trade Center towers crumbled like a child’s sandcastles-twenty-eight hours after the world watched the drama unfold in utter horror-and prayed and cried and cursed and hollered.

The first letter our family received began like this: You disgusting brown pigs have no business being in this country. This is our hallowed ground. Get out of here. If you’re not out of here in seventy-two hours you’ll find yourself cut in tiny pieces and fed to the lions in the Bronx Zoo… There was a lot more venom spewed over the page, all of it written in the same vein-bitter animosity, rage, abhorrence, hate-searing, stomach-turning, blood-curdling hate.

Another letter said: Eye for an eye… We will torture you and butcher you like you did our brothers and sisters on nine-eleven. You will pay for the sins of your cohorts… We will be watching you. You will never know what hit you…

The fact was I was just as livid and filled with revulsion as these letter-writers at what had been done to my fellow Americans in the nine-eleven disaster. I had wept until my eyes had swollen to twice their size. I could understand every one of the sentiments in those letters, but what I couldn’t comprehend was: why pick on us? I had called the police and cried, "But we’re Indians; we’re Hindus; we have nothing to do with this. We love this country. This is our adored home."

The police officers had nodded and given me a poker-faced reply, "Most people don’t know the differences between the nationalities, ma’am." The officers’ eyes had silently indicated to me that they felt the same way as the others did. Indians, Pakistanis, Arabs, Malays-what was the difference? We were all damned foreigners who were here to ruin this beautiful country. We were the enemy.

I had prayed and asked God why a tragedy of this magnitude had happened to so many innocent human beings. Why couldn’t He, in His infinite wisdom, protect the two stately towers and all the beautiful people in them? And why were my family and I being blamed for it in the bargain?

No amount of praying and weeping had helped. The anonymous letters had continued to pour in. They still do.

Since that day there has been a constant barrage of not just mail but phone calls and e-mails threatening my family. Some of them have been frightening enough to disturb even the intrepid police, enough to prompt them to put a tracer on our telephone.

I’m amazed at my husband, Krishna’s ability to stand tall and face the fire. He has shown incredible bravery in the face of what would have brought a veteran soldier to his knees. His faith in the goodness of the American people is unshakable. "This is only temporary. It’s no more than anger and frustration working its way out of people’s systems," he tells me.

I have seriously considered going back to India where my husband and I had emigrated from nearly twenty-five years ago. But Krishna shakes his head, saying no. "This is our home, Jaya," he declares. "No one is going to oust us from here. We have done nothing wrong. We are law-abiding, tax-paying American citizens. We’ll face this together."

So I have stayed and gone to work and tried to live my life like nothing unusual has touched our lives. But pretending is one thing; facing reality is another. We are dark-skinned people even if India has had nothing to do with the horrific events that occurred to shake the very foundations of America. We are forced to look over our shoulder now, lie awake at nights, caution our children, install an expensive home alarm system that we can’t afford, check the car each day before we turn on the ignition, and pray as if each hour is our last. Thank God our two daughters are grown and living on their own in other cities. At least Krishna and I don’t have to watch over small and helpless children.

But life for us has never been the same since that fateful day.

I look at the unadorned Christmas tree in the corner with a wistful sigh. I didn’t want a tree this year, nor presents, nor a holiday dinner, and not even the usual good cheer. But our children have convinced me that life should be celebrated, especially now, when its fragility has been made so evident to those of us who still live.

I have agreed to a simple tree and no presents. I’m still mourning for the sweet and innocent souls that perished in the twin towers. No Thanksgiving and no Christmas for the victims’ loved ones this year, I reflect. How are their families holding up under such grief? Will they ever get over the loss? Who will buy presents for the children who lost a parent in the inferno? What will happen to all the businesses that lost everything? My heart aches from the never-ending questions that plague my mind.

Forcing my attention back to the present, I neatly stack the mail and clip the sheets together. The stack goes into my folder labeled "December 2001." At the end of each week I arrange the letters by date and file them in their respective folder. All nice and neat. Even under these tense and trying circumstances the need to stay organized is strong within me. In fact, I think I’ve become more obsessive about remaining methodical. It’s my way of coping with heartbreak as well as stark fear-my way of preserving some control over my life.

When the task of filing the letters is completed it feels like I’ve just driven one more nail into my own coffin, or should I say thrown one more log of wood over my funeral pyre, since we Hindus cremate our dead.

"Jaya, why do you insist on keeping that crap, honey?" Krishna walks into the room and arches a questioning eyebrow at me. He’s dressed in his blue and gray striped pajamas.

I shrug and return the folder to the file cabinet. "To remind myself that life is not always rosy."

Krishna comes closer and puts his large hands on my shoulders. His hands feel warm and firm. "Let it go, Jaya. Just let it go, will you? Toss that stuff into the trash and forget about it. These are angry people with a deep need to blame someone or something. They’ll forget about it by this time next year."

"They might, but I won’t," I reply. I take a deep breath and finish the last sip of my spiced tea. The dark gritty spice mixture is sitting on the bottom of the mug. I love the scent of those spices: cinnamon, clove, cardamom, ginger and black pepper. There’s something comforting about that homey smell of spices. I glance up at Krishna. "I want to remember what it was like in 2001. I want my children to know it and some day my grandchildren, too."

"Why would you want our grandchildren to see something so cruel?"

"Why? Because it’s a part of our history as Indian-Americans. They should know that we have struggled and faced adversity, even death threats. Look at how the Jewish people keep the Holocaust alive by making their children aware of it. Every Jewish child knows about the Holocaust."

"Why emphasize the negative when there are so many positives?" asks Krishna with a scowl.

"I want them to learn that life is frail and one can’t take it for granted."

"You’re not satisfied with driving yourself crazy, now you want your future grandchildren to go nuts with you. Is that it?" Krishna shakes his head in frustration and starts to walk out of the room. "It’s nearly eleven o’clock. At least try to get some sleep, okay?" he says over his shoulder. I can tell he’s upset. He seldom gets riled so he must be particularly vexed about my actions.

"I’ll be there in a minute, dear" I reply. Then I watch his broad shoulders and his thick pajama-clad legs disappear around the corner. He’s on his way to bed. He knows he can’t convince me to face life’s tribulations like he does-"change what you can and let the rest go." I envy him his laid-back attitude. I wish I could be half as relaxed as he seems to be. He’s a good man-the love of my life. Every time he admonishes me about my grim outlook on life I know he does it because he worries about me, worries about the state of my mental and physical health.

I rise from the chair with a weary yawn and head for the bathroom. I turn on the light and pick up my toothbrush. As my eyes fall on my image in the mirror I stare for a moment then frown. Any changes in my appearance since the last three months? I shake my head. None that I can detect. My middle-aged face with its well-earned lines and spots, its widow’s peak at the top of the forehead, its sharp nose and its dark shadows around the eyes, looks exactly the same. And yet, I’m not the same person that I was three months ago, or even one month ago-at least it seems that way.

I wonder how one can go from being a popular and well-liked person to someone people detest. Quite a metamorphosis that. Literally overnight, too.

What’s happened to my friendly neighbors and coworkers? In fact, where are my acquaintances and colleagues? From the way they’ve disappeared it appears as if I’ve contracted a dreaded disease all of sudden. I might as well rename myself "Typhoid Mary." Only typhoid fever would be much more benign compared to the disease I’m suffering from.

It hurts to even think of my disease. It’s actually our disease. Krishna has it worse than I do because he’s a man-a dark-skinned man. Only it affects me more profoundly because I’m a an emotional and high-strung woman. With my Type A personality every little problem turns into a major catastrophe.

Despite the security system guarding the house I feel vulnerable. Before heading for the bedroom I check all the doors and windows once again. I pull all the curtains and blinds shut. I make sure the little red light on the security system is on, assuring me it’s on the alert. But I still feel unsafe and exposed. Eyes are watching me everywhere I go. Sharp ears pick up everything I say.

I’ve come to dislike my brown skin, my dark eyes and my petite body. They all scream "ASIAN"-enough to earn me those distrustful looks and the distasteful snorts. And the letters.

When I get to the bedroom I find Krishna already fast asleep. His notorious snoring is rhythmic and loud. In the shadowy dimness of the nightlight I find my way to the bed and slide under the covers, trying to be as quiet as possible so as not to disturb my slumbering husband.

After an hour of tossing I’m still awake, listening for sounds outside the house and seeing images of the most ghastly possibilities. I realize I need some help in sleeping and reach for the drawer of the bedside table, looking for the bottle of my prescription sleeping pills. My fingers rummage around the drawer but the familiar vial is not to be found.

I slowly sit up and grab the penlight on the table. When I turn it on and shine it inside the drawer I manage to find my pills in a corner, buried under a couple of pieces of paper. I recognize one of them as an old letter from my sister. The other looks newer and crisper. Out of curiosity I open that one and shine the light on it.

My blood freezes.

Smack in the middle of the page is a photograph of Krishna, cutout from a larger photo, most likely an office group photo. He’s wearing a suit and tie. He’s smiling in the picture. He looks happy and carefree, like he has not a concern in the world. But I have eyes only for the other thing on the page, the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen-a picture of a gun pasted next to Krishna’s face, pointed directly at his temple. Just above it is the word ‘BANG’ printed in bright red letters.

A death threat!

This time it’s graphic-bold, clear and direct. Dear God, when did this come in? Why don’t I know about it? Is it one of Krishna’s coworkers who’s threatening to kill him? Why hasn’t my husband told me about it? How can he sleep like a baby with this thing sitting in the drawer by our bed?

My hands begin to shake. The piece of paper flies out my hand and falls to the floor.

Krishna is snoring away with abandon.

I pick up the paper, put it back in the drawer and close my eyes on a sigh. Another piece of hate mail to add to my collection: ‘The Diary of Jaya Vellore.’

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Hate Mail
by Tom Campbell
topcat@spiritone.com		 #3 of 16
892 words
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From: bunnylove
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-10-2003 5:08 am
Subject: plz join my site
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Hi all you fun luvers out ther! If You want to see all the natsy thins me and my vibrater can do; come to www.bunnylicksu.com

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From: Faith Primster
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-10-2003 8:47 am
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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This is the fourth time this month I have gotten pornographic spam from this person. I wrote them back a scathing piece of hate mail but it came back undeliverable. Can't the moderator of the August Certified Wordsmiths Club do anything about this? I have young children you know.

Faith

www.faithsinspiration@geocities.com

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From: Les Izmore
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-10-2003 8:59 am
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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Greetins Ms. Bunny. While the subject matter isn't my cup of tea, I'd like to offer a few helpful crits, in my humble pov.

Hi all you fun luvers (lovers) out ther! (there) If You (no caps) want to see all the natsy ( nasty) thins (I doubt if you're thin but I think you mean things) me and my vibrater (vibrator) can do; (comma) come to www.bunnylicksu.com

p.s. I don't think a bunny tongue would be big enough. Now if it were a German Shepherd... lol

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From: Don Nicklebass
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-10-2003 9:46 am
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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I have deleted the message and contacted Yahoo. I hope that will do the trick. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Don

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From: Yahoo Customer Service
To: aaaaardvark@yahoo.com
Date: Wednesday 8-12-03 3:08 pm
Subject: Re: Spam
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We are sorry Mr. Nicklebass but we are unable to do anything about his problem at this time. Feel free to contact us with any other concerns you may have.

Sincerely, Yahoo Customer Care

Get Yahoo Messenger now!

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From: bunnylove
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 7:19 am
Subject: plz join my site
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Hi all you fun luvers out there! If You want To see all the nasty things I can do with animels; come To my site; www.bunnylicksu.com

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From: mrright
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 8:24 am
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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Maybe we could flood this person's mailbox with not hate mail but complaints. Strength in numbers you know.

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From: solena
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 9:49 am
Subject: Windward Love
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Windward Love

Scattered leaves
as golden brown
as my lovers eyes
are sent soaring aloft

My heart flies with them
in crystal fountains
and haunting memories
of our intertwined love

No longer bound
to the infinite earth
the precious messengers
float like raindrop dreams

Our love is ghost white
and passion evaporated
for one molten moment
in windward love

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From: jcrandall
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 9:49 am
Subject: spam
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Perhaps it is some of the erotic writing in the club that is attracting these perverts. Jeanne

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From: brainmarsh
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 10:32 am
Subject: spam
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Well we are certainly not going to bowlderize our stories on the account of some pernicious porno queen. Sometimes the subject matter calls for erotica and there are plenty of perfectly good four-letter words on the bench saying, "Coach, put me in." Now I need to get a beer and look at pictures of Anna Kournikova.

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From: tony_troubador
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 1:45 pm
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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I know a couple of hackers who can ping their address and then we can deal with them. I'll let you know.

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From: duckmoon88
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 2:33 pm
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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Whatever it takes. I hate getting mail like this in my inbox.

Chris

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From: bunnylove
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-13-2003 3:08 pm
Subject: plz join my site
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Come see me play with my girlfrends nad their cabana boys. www.bunnylicksu.com

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From: aduncan@yahho.com
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-13-2003 4:27 pm
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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Cabana boys? Now you’re talking! Lol - Amy

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From: tony_troubador
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-13-2003 7:45 pm
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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My friends traced their address this time and took care of them. They sent Mario and Vinnie over to break their legs.

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From: Don Nicklebass
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-14-2003 8:24 am
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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I do hope you are kidding. We don’t want to be involved in anything that would lead to repercussions on us. Don

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From: tony_troubador
To: ACW Club
Date: Thursday 8-14-2003 10:51 pm
Subject: Re: plz join my site
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No, nothing like that. We sent the bunny and her website a virus that will erase their mailing lists and destroy their hard drive. I think they’ll be out of business for a long time to come.

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From: Faith Primster
To: ACW Club
Date: Monday 8-22-2003 8:57 am
Subject: Re: spam
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I see we haven’t had any more of that hateful mail, that pornographic spam in over a week. Whatever it was worked, thank goodness.

It should be about time for the contest results. Not that I will win but they are always fun to read.

Faith

www.faithsinspiration@geocities.com

Keep writing!

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Hate Mail
by lee10@host365.com		 #4 of 16
Winner
2214 words
The man sat in a faded armchair and gazed through the French window, without seeing the overgrown garden beyond. A sudden shaft of sunlight caught him, like an actor centre stage, then it faded and was gone.

The woman dusting the mantelpiece noticed the brief spark of spring as it flashed into the room then diffidently crept away. It drew her attention to her husband and she noticed how the thin patch on top of his head was surrounded by wisps of greying hair, hanging lank over the back of his chair. His hands lay on the pages of a Bible, open and unnoticed in his lap. He was wearing an old, beige cardigan over a shirt with a frayed collar. His corduroy trousers were patched at the knees and were barely fit even for gardening. She was startled that he could have aged so visibly, so quickly, but inside herself, where there might have been sympathy, she found only a void. She was empty, as she had been for six months past, waiting for an ending, for a closure to this strange time.

She turned back to her dusting, picking up photographs and polishing each glass in turn. She rubbed hard at the unfashionable silver frame of the oldest. The bride’s smile was broad but the groom was serious. He never learnt how to let go and enjoy life, she thought. Always too serious. Even on our wedding day he was so self-contained. She replaced the photograph next to the only other black and white one. This was a family group. Herself, her husband, wearing his brand-new dog collar with visible pride, a chubby small boy in a sailor-suit and a pretty girl with her hair in pigtails. The boy was scowling at the camera and on impulse she kissed the photograph, remembering how she used to be able to kiss away his frowns.

A coloured photograph showed the same girl, a few years older, riding a fat pony, her fingers entwined in its shaggy mane. There were other photographs of the girl; graduation day, in which her black gown’s blue trim exactly matched the colour of her shining eyes and of her wedding to a grinning boy whose grey top-hat was just a bit too big. The woman replaced the final photograph back on the mantelpiece, the one that had been taken just eight months’ ago, the one in which her husband, the vicar of All Saints Church, Branchesly, was shaking hands with the Archbishop of Canterbury. The Reverend William Beaumanor looked every inch the haughty, stereotypical pillar of society that his congregation had always known him to be.

But that all changed and very quickly his congregation became unsure what to think as the letters came thick and fast; to the Bishop, local shopkeepers, the police, neighbours and to the vicarage itself. It hadn’t taken long for the shell to crack, leaving a moody, bitter man who sat at the window each day, depressed and without purpose. He had coped well in the month following the receipt of the first of the poison pen letters, the one to the local newspaper. Anger kept him going through the gossip that followed the next dozen or so, an anger so intense that it had spilled from the pulpit in some of the best sermons he’d given during his thirty years in the church. The façade began to crumble and the anger fade however, when the Bishop suggested the vicar should take a "well-earned rest till matters sort themselves out."

"Coffee, William?" the woman suggested. Her husband didn’t answer but he flinched at the sound, loud from the hall, of post dropping through the letterbox, slapping onto the parquet floor. The woman pushed the duster into her apron pocket and left the sitting room, closing the door quietly behind her. She picked up the post.

"Readers’ Digest, water bill, rubbish, rubbish," she murmured, sorting through the envelopes. "Rates, rubbish…" She stopped. She set most of the letters down on the hall table and concentrated on the two remaining envelopes. Both were white, addressed in bold, black, italic lettering; one to,

The Vicar, All Saints Vicarage, Branchesly

the other to herself,

Mrs Molly Beaumanor, All Saints Vicarage

The local police had suggested that she take any more hate mail, unopened, straight to the police station, but her hands trembled and a hot flush of fear mixed with delicious excitement crept up her neck. She felt stifled but the overwhelming curiosity was too much for her and she tore open the letter address to her husband.

DEAR VICAR, it read, I’M GOING TO LET YOUR BISHOP KNOW ALL ABOUT YOUR GOINGS-ON WITH THAT TART AT THE BULLS HEAD AND AS HOW YOU HAVE IT ON WITH HER AFTER EVENSONG.

Molly giggled nervously. This was as bad as the one that had accused the vicar of having his hand in the collecting box. She ripped the second letter open.

MY DEAR, the second letter began, YOU ARE TO GOOD FOR THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING TOO-TIMING HUSBAND OF YOURS. WHY DON’T YOU ASK HIM ABOUT THAT WHORE HE’S SEEING, THE ONE AS WORKS BEHIND THE BAR AT THE PUB.

YOURS SINSERLY.

Molly Beaumanor read both letters several times. She felt guilty at the pleasure she was gaining from her role in this hate campaign. When she went to the shops these days, she regularly came home with a warm glow to which she was becoming addicted. She eavesdropped unashamedly in the Post Office queue and delighted in overhearing such whispered comments as;

"What a courageous woman the vicar’s wife is, standing by her husband; when there can’t be smoke without fire, can there?"

The best one had been that day in the butcher’s, and the memory still filled her with gratification. It had been difficult not to smile and agree, but Molly had managed to pretend she hadn’t heard a word when old Mrs.Jones, deaf as a post, had loudly proclaimed to her companion,

"She’s a brick that woman. An absolute saint. Even though the vicar’s an arrogant, bombastic bastard, you’ll never hear her say a word against him."

Molly realised she couldn’t stand in the hall all day long and ran upstairs to hide the letters in a drawer, underneath her stockings and corselets. She went back downstairs a little more sedately to make the coffee but as she reached the bottom step, the telephone rang. Adrenaline flushed through her system and sent her heart racing. She tried to ignore the clamorous summons but couldn’t. The need to know who was on the other end of the line was irresistible. She snatched the hall telephone from its hook.

"Hello," she said, catching her breath before continuing, "Branchesly 1-3-2-1."

"Mrs Beaumanor?" a man’s voice enquired.

"Yes, Detective Inspector Fairfax."

The man laughed. "You recognised my voice?"

"Detective Inspector, we have spoken on the telephone on many occasions over the last few months. Of course I recognise your voice." And your fat, piggy face full of blackheads, she thought, and your habit of scratching your backside when you think no one is looking. "What can I do for you?"

"Ah, no, Mrs Beaumanor. This time, it’s what I can do for you that’s important."

"Please explain, Detective Inspector."

There was a pause while the policeman gathered his thoughts and decided how best to break the good news. Finally he blurted out, "We’ve caught her, the poison pen letter writer!"

After all this time, when she had learnt to live with this shadowy third person in her life, the shock of this disclosure hit Molly Beaumanor like a douche of ice-cold water.

"Hello, Mrs Beaumanor? Are you there?"

"Yes, yes, Detective Inspector." Molly regained her composure. "Tell me all about it."

"We have arrested a Miss Veronica Dunkley. She’s admitted everything."

"I don’t know a Miss Dunkley." Molly was puzzled.

"No, Mrs Beaumanor, but your husband does. Seems he refused to allow her to be married in All Saints Church because her fiancé was divorced. By the time they’d found a vicar who would marry them, the fiancé had made another woman pregnant and married her instead. Dunkley blames Reverend Beaumanor for the whole sorry situation."

"My goodness!" Molly sat down heavily on the bottom step of the stairs, clutching the telephone hard. "That means," she hesitated, "no more hate mail?" Her palm was slippery with sweat.

"That’s quite right, Mrs Beaumanor. It’ll all stop and you and the Reverend can get back to normal."

"But…how did you discover the identity of the culprit?" Molly struggled to make sense of the implications of what the policeman was telling her.

"Ah, that’s where the ‘Branchesly Times’ came in handy," he said. "Do you remember two nights ago when they printed a copy of an envelope addressed to the editor?"

Molly remembered. The envelope had contained, according to that night’s editorial, ‘a scurrilous attack on the Reverend Beaumanor, a beloved member of our community.’

"Seems the ex-fiancé recognised the handwriting on the envelope and shopped

Miss Dunkley. She’d also been sending hate mail to him and the new wife, but it was only when he saw the paper that he put two and two together."

There was a difficult pause. Inspector Fairfax assumed Mrs Beaumanor was overcome with relief and continued, "And how is the vicar?"

"Poorly. Very upset," Molly managed to say.

"Bound to be, It’s been a nasty business. Still, he’ll be delighted with the news, won’t he? Things will improve now we’ve caught the woman."

"No doubt they will, Detective Inspector." The image of a rejuvenated vicar crossed her mind. He would enjoy playing the martyr but he would take great pains nevertheless to let everyone know how much he had suffered.

"Oh, and one more thing, Mrs Beaumanor. We’ll be making a statement tonight, the Branchesly Police, that is, on the local television news. Six o’clock it’s scheduled for. I’m sure neither you nor the Reverend will want to miss it."

"Thank you, Detective Inspector. We won’t miss it."

The policeman hung up. Molly remained seated on the stairs, listening to the telephone’s dial tone. After several minutes she remembered that she had offered to make her husband a cup of coffee.

When Molly returned to the sitting room she placed the mug on a table by her husband’s side. He did not acknowledge the coffee, nor did he ask who had telephoned.

Sulking again, Molly thought. Leaving him to drink the coffee or not, as the mood took him, Molly left the room, closed the door soundlessly and trudged upstairs to her bedroom. She sat on her narrow bed, opened the top drawer of her dressing table and took out a picture of a young man who was smiling straight at the camera. The skyline of San Francisco was clear in the background.

"My sweet boy," she murmured.

The picture had laid on top of a diary, which she took out next. She wiped her eyes almost before tears had time to form, opened the book and read;

‘May 10th, 1982

William and Terence argued again today. It was terrible to hear. William is determined that there is no place in his church for a "queer" as he puts it. "Homosexuality and the Church of England are irreconcilable," he shouted above all our son’s reasoning. He refuses to pay for Terence to attend theological college, something the boy has always longed to do. Why is it so hard for the boy, who only wants to follow in his father’s Christian footsteps?’

‘May 11th, 1982

Terence has gone, left home in the night. He left me a note in the kitchen, where his father would be sure not to find it. "Don’t worry, Mum. I’ll come back one day."

I don’t know where he will end up. I’m so frightened for him. He’s so young, so vulnerable. How dare William deny his son? How dare he cause such misery?’

‘June 20th, 1996

My darling boy will never return home! He died of that awful disease, far away in a land not his own. His friend telephoned last night, asked to speak to me. Refused to speak to Terence’s father.

William called it, "God’s judgement" and refuses to discuss our child any further. But I want to talk about my boy. I want to reminisce about his smile and that dimple that always appeared in his cheek when he was sleeping. He was such a lovely young man.’

‘March 2nd, 2003

It never soured Terence, his father turning against him that is. I, on the other hand, will never forgive William. I have, may God forgive me, enjoyed his recent sufferings. God’s judgement, William’s punishment, is here and now and I rejoice in it.’

Molly Beaumanor closed the diary on the previous day’s entry. Without hesitation she took the poison pen letters from their hiding place and smoothed then open. In her writing bureau she found a writing pad and a pen with a thick, black nib. Carefully, copying the other woman’s handwriting she wrote;

DEAR EDITOR, BRANCHESLY TIMES.

THE POLICE ARE FOOLS. JUST LIKE THE VICAR OF ALLSAINTS. THEY THINK THEY HAVE ARRESTED THE PERSON WHO IS DEDICATED TO TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT THE THEIVING, FORNIKATING VICAR. THEY ARE WRONG…….

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Hate Mail
by Jennifer Malatesta
nekrosys@yahoo.com		 #5 of 16
2125 words
Doris would find them in her apartment mailbox, innocently sandwiched between bills, her monthly check, and letters from her caseworker. They called out to her with urgent headlines. "You cannot live without this!" "Limited time offer!" "Prices have never been lower!" Most people dismissed these flyers as junk mail, but she knew better. It was one of the main ways They invaded her environment.

A hospitable woman might leer at her on the front of a glossy grocery store circular, pretending to be displaying the wide array of high-quality foodstuffs the market offered. A chubby, cherubic child might grin innocently over a crimson bouquet, set next to coupons for family portraits. Or an elderly man might beam with newfound mobility, racing across text in his shiny powered scooter. But Doris knew They sent these gaudy, jumbled pages to her house so these facsimiles could spy on her.

They were everywhere, and could follow her every movement and read her every thought. They had a vast arsenal of information gathering techniques and devices, many of which seemed perfectly innocuous to the uninformed. For this reason, she didn't have a TV. Just like detectives can watch suspects through a two-way mirror, They could watch people through the screens. They could connect to a brain's neural network through telephone wiring, so she had no phone. She never used credit cards or checks or frequent shopper cards because They monitored everyone by tracking their numbers on The System. Instead, she paid for everything with cash, but she was convinced They could track that too.

Still, she had to check her mail so she could manage her bills. It was a requirement set by her caseworker to keep living independently. Her caseworker was undoubtedly under Their influence too, but any freedom she did have from Them was contingent on her compliance with the welfare system's rules. Because of this she was daily exposed to Their messages via her apartment's mail drop.

One day she decided to spy more closely on the mailman. She had caught glimpses of him a few times before, methodically filing the incoming mail into each person's bronze mail cubicle. As she crouched in the shadows by the stairwell railing, she watched him fumble with the master key and swing open the big metal plate, containing all the individual mailbox doors, to reveal rows of identical mail slots. Digging through his navy, canvas bag, he pulled out stacks of rubber-banded envelopes and magazines. He was a big ruddy fellow with a mop of graying hair and a hint of a crinkled smile. He hummed as he worked. She didn't understand how They convinced such a jovial man to work for Them.

Doris had a certain way of disposing of this hate mail. She would fold these advertisements up into tiny squares, and burn them one by one in the dusty, blue ashtray she used solely for this purpose. The papers always emitted a tart, chemical smell as she reduced them to ash. This was the odor of the Their mind-numbing drugs infused into each page. To rid her house of the stench, she would flush any remains down the toilet and run her kitchen exhaust for exactly 23 minutes. She would do anything within her power to prevent Them from gaining one foothold of intrusion.

But at the same time, these tawdry flyers fascinated her. The word choice, the positioning of the graphics, and even the type of paper They used meant something. She would sometimes spend several mesmerized hours, examining the propaganda, measuring angles and font heights. Colors and clarity of text varied widely for a significant, yet illusive, reason. Sometimes entire paragraphs were devoted to lavish descriptions of products, but more often, items were identified with only a single boldface word and a price. One day her careful study would be rewarded and she would decipher their hidden messages. Only then could she hope to stop Them from infiltrating her life.

She knew it was dangerous living in an apartment, surrounded by so many people that could be working for Them. But she did take precautions. She wadded aluminum foil into balls, which she placed on every windowsill and by every door post. This foil deflected and scrambled her brainwaves so that They could not monitor her thoughts. Empty picture frames adorned her walls to confuse Them. A thin layer of sand to capture footprints was spread carefully on the floors of all her closets, so she could tell at a glance if one of Them had been spying on her. And she very rarely associated with her neighbors. She was sure her elderly neighbor next door was involved. She wore glasses. They could monitor everything she squinted at through her tortoiseshell frames.

This inherent distrust of the people around her was so ingrained in her psyche, that she actually surprised herself when she first decided to talk to the girl across the hall. She had just moved in, without the usual fanfare and parade of assorted household goods announcing her arrival. In fact, Doris had not even known the apartment across the hall was being rented again until she saw the girl unlocking the door that afternoon. She was wearing a baggy black shirt and an airy, flowing flowered skirt. Her hair was tied loosely back in a makeshift ponytail, and her face had the healthy glow of being freshly scrubbed. In her hand was a recycled paper bag from the health food store Doris frequented. This was probably the sole detail that caught her attention.

Doris was very conscious of what she consumed. She knew They used food additives to gain access to a person's thoughts. She bought and ate only 100% guaranteed organic foods that were grown without pesticides. For this reason, she also never took the little pink pills her doctor at the clinic, which her caseworker insisted she see, prescribed. She would pick up her medicine every month on the fifth, show the pharmacist her red, white and blue Medicare card, and flush the bottle's contents down the toilet at home.

"Do you shop there too?" Doris pointed urgently to the purple logo on the brown sack. The volume of her sudden question startled them both.

The girl looked up from the key she had just inserted into her deadbolt, and then looked down at her groceries. She paled, but offered a hesitant smile. "Oh, yea… I don't really like the big supermarkets. You can never tell what they put on the produce to make it look fresh."

"Yes, Them…" Doris cleared her throat.

She watched the girl turn her key in the lock, making the assortment of attached key chains jingle against one another. In one sweeping, frantic movement, the doorknob was turned and the heavy door was shoved open with her hip. The girl seemed nervous and in a great rush to escape to the safety of her apartment. Doris caught a glimpse of the sparsely furnished living room behind her. There was not a TV in sight. No stereo graced a dominating entertainment center. In fact, there was no entertainment center at all. The barren walls, and the presence of the environmentally friendly shopping bag in the girl's clenched fist, triggered a sweeping wave of understanding and relief in Doris.

A sudden urge almost overwhelmed her to reassure the girl, to let her know definitively that she was not one of Them. She wanted to tell her in a flurry of words that she would not betray her, that she felt Their evil presence everywhere too, and that, in fact, she had been waiting the whole 42 years of her life to find another soul that understood this reality. She wanted to tell her all this, but before she could speak, the door across the hall was firmly shut.

If anyone could understand her distress, it was Doris. But she shrugged her shoulders and turned away, not wanting to panic the poor girl further. Her next door neighbor, one of Their underlings, was standing in her doorway, attracted by the sudden burst of voices in the hallway. She glared hard at Doris through her spectacles. Doris pushed past her to the mailbox. Let them watch her! It was the third of the month and she needed to cash her support check, which would find nestled there between Their filth.

She took a quick breath before opening the thin, metal door, separating her from Their latest dispatch. Immediately she recognized the beige envelope containing her check. Reaching in, she pulled it out along with the sagging, wrinkled papers They had sent her. She hurried back to her apartment, the whole contents of her mail slot clutched tightly under her arm. Mentally she was already pulling out the sacred ashtray and flicking a sanitizing match. This latest batch of garbage would be disposed of immediately.

Rushing into her kitchen, she put the government envelope safely inside her awaiting pocketbook and sat down next to her small dining table. She would be off the bank as soon as she had taken care of this unholy mess. Slowly she flipped through the smudged newspapers in front of her, separating them into individual sheets for easier burning. Several graphics were striking, and held her attention for long spells, despite her resolve to quickly destroy them. Each page presented a new clue she must carefully consider. They all meant something. It was vitally important but beyond her reach. The pieces of the puzzle were always there in front of her, but she could never fit them completely together.

Then she stopped. A sliver of ice sliced through Doris' veins. It was her, the new neighbor across the hall, staring out at her from one of the black-and-white ads. Some of the gears in her brain clicked hesitantly together as she tried to decide what this meant. Then everything snapped into unforgiving focus. They could not settle for simply infiltrating her home with their correspondence. Now They had one of Them move into the unit across the hall to spy on her every move! And she had almost fallen under Their spell!

With a burst of raw anger, she thrust her chair back with a clatter and snatched up one of the advertisements. Now that she had uncovered Their plot, she would demand some explanations. She stormed across the hall and pounded on the girl's thick wooden apartment door.

The girl answered the door groggily, apparently having been woken from an impromptu nap on her ratty couch. Her hair was even more tousled and several more strands of it had escaped from her ponytail.

"What he is the meaning of this?" Doris demanded, frantically waving the newsprint in front of her face like a banner.

Her eyes were those of a cornered animal. She furtively glanced up the hallway, evidently looking for one of Them to tell her the best way to respond. After a moment of unanswered silence she offered, "Umm… It looks like an ad for Delmar's Hardware."

"I know what it looks like, but what does it mean?" Doris was furious. Her heart raced, prodded by this girl's feigned innocence. She squeezed her fingers of her free hand together behind her back so she would not strike her.

"I guess… I guess that they're having a sale on Sunday," she stammered the apprehensively, her words hanging in the air like a question mark.

Exasperated, Doris snapped, "I can read! But only you – only They – know what this really says!" Then, almost pleading, she added, "I need you to help me. You need to explain it so They will stop harassing me. Once I know, They'll leave me alone."

The hollow hush, left behind in the wake of Doris' explosive screech, was as empty as the girl's expression. Both the women turned towards the metallic sound of a clicking latch behind Doris. The next door neighbor with the eyeglasses was poised on her threshold with a cordless phone in hand. She peered directly at the girl, "Jenn, do you need some help?" Her intonation was too calm and unsettled Doris.

The girl replied, "No, Ethel, I think we are finishing up here…" She gave a perfunctory nod in Doris' direction and closed her door, snapping the deadbolt tight and sliding the chain lock into place.

Doris never saw the girl again. A thin, old man with thick plastic hearing aides replaced her shortly thereafter. Her breathing slowed as she burned the girl's image in the ashtray after their confrontation. The thin paper stained with the pale photograph, darkened, curled up and disintegrated. She imagined at that moment that this simple act was eradicating the girl from existence. Perhaps it worked.

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Hate Mail
by eaayers@hotmail.com		 #6 of 16
1711 words
FROM: JEFFREY PACE, ASST MGR

SENT: Wednesday, 14 July 2003 8:15 AM

TO: ALL; MARGE REDMUN, PRODUCT DESIGN

SUBJ: LAST NIGHT

Marge,

I will pick up my belongings from your place next Tuesday night, you disgusting bitch! I know this should work out well since you are always home waiting for George! How I ever was convinced that Tuesday was your night to visit your grandmother at the nursing home is just unimaginable! I’M SURE YOU CAN REALIZE WHAT I WAS TREATED TO WHEN I SAW MOVEMENT IN YOUR WINDOW LAST NIGHT! To think I was going to your house to leave a bouquet and card for you to find. My GOD, I was a gullible idiot!

If Tuesday is too late, you may feel free to bring them here to work and we can exchange items during lunchtime.

You’ll never realize just how close I was to making the biggest mistake of my life! What a fool I would have been, had I gone ahead and asked for your hand at next month’s company picnic! I’m just glad I heard you and George through your apartment window. I must really be unsatisfying in bed. I never heard you yelling my name when we made love!

Maybe it’s better I found out now. I was able to put my name in for that new manager slot in St Louis. And I was going to let that opportunity go by so I could be with you!

Could it be that George is George Roberts from Research & Development? I know you’ve had lunch once or twice, but always on the pretext of discussing new projects. Maybe he was getting the office "nooner’s" I kept asking for, but was denied.

I don’t know if I can talk to you without blowing a gasket, so just keep away for a while. As a matter of fact, why don’t I just have you mail my stuff. Just thinking about last night is making me ready to go postal. I still can’t believe you did that to me!

J

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FROM MARGE REDMUN, PRODUCT DESIGN

SENT: Wednesday, 14 July 2003 8:29 AM

TO: ALL; JEFFREY PACE, ASST MGR

SUBJ: RE: LAST NIGHT

Jeffrey,

First, stop shouting. You know how all caps give me a headache.

Next, it was not me you heard in the apartment. You are right; I don’t visit my grandmother on Tuesdays. She’s dead. But I do clear out of my apartment as a favor for someone else that uses it for a meeting point with his lover.

I don’t want to go into details on the email about who and why this is going on, but I swear to you, Sweetheart, that I don’t have anyone else. I would gladly say "Yes!" to any question you thought of asking at the picnic, and can’t wait to see you so I can explain all this in person.

I’m sad that you sent me this hate mail, and I hope you’ll give me a chance to explain. I don’t have, nor do I desire, anyone else in my life. Please, retract your application for St Louis! I don’t think I can live with you half a country away! The deadline is noon and the applications are being faxed at that time!

I know it wasn’t fair to keep things from you, but once you hear why, I think you’ll understand. We’ve been together for two years now, and I am sure that you won’t let this misunderstanding tear apart what we have.

Love always,

M

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FROM: JEFFREY PACE, ASST MGR

SENT: Wednesday, 14 July 2003 8:32 AM

TO: ALL; MARGE REDMUN, PRODUCT DESIGN

RE: RE: SUBJ: LAST NIGHT

Marge,

If you think you can convince me that there is a real reason someone would lend out his or her apartment for a sex-palace, you must really think I’m a genuine rube! Just because I came to California from Wyoming doesn’t mean I’m a backwards country boy!

I’d like to save what we had. But you know I got hurt terribly before, and you know how much of that first year I spent getting over her. I must have really drained you to make you find someone else to fill in the emptiness. I suppose I deserved this, that it’s my fault. Maybe I’m just not supposed to be happy.

Anyway, I’m not buying what you’re selling, no matter how many times you send me the same reply. My name stays in contention for St Louis, and I’ll start picking up where I was when you and I met…in the singles bars and newspaper ads.

J

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FROM MARGE REDMUN, PRODUCT DESIGN

SENT: Wednesday, 14 July 2003 8:40 AM

TO: ALL; JEFFREY PACE, ASST MGR

SUBJ: RE: RE: RE: LAST NIGHT

Jeff,

I didn’t send you any reply more than once. But I noticed that yours is in my box twice as well. I wonder what kind of glitch that is.

Since you don’t believe me let me just be blunt and hope that this isn’t read by anyone else….

You are right that it was George Roberts. He’s had a relationship with someone else we both know for some time. They really love each other and want to spend their lives together. The problem is that his lover is married to a rather high-ranking muckety-muck in this very company. Her pre-nup keeps her out of any property and cash should she cheat on him. She’s not the type to care about money for herself, but he’s supporting her two kid brothers while they attend college. Until they graduate, she’s stuck with him. But on her little brother’s graduation day, she’s going to tell him and start the paperwork.

They use my place because George lives just across the street from his lover’s estate and that makes it too dangerous for them. When we moved in together/got married, I was going to sublet my condo to George until he was able to marry Diane.

Please, don’t be mad. Let’s cool off and talk about this tonight. ‘We can work out anything with a level head and civil tongue.’ You told me that!

Marge

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FROM: DANIEL PHILLIPS, VP MKTG

SENT: Wednesday 14 July, 2003 8:55 AM

TO: MARGE REDMUN, PRODUCT DESIGN; JEFFERY PACE, ASST MGR

SUBJ: RE: RE: RE: RE: LAST NIGHT

Ms. Redmun and Mr. Pace:

It would appear that Mr. Pace, in his anger, inadvertently hit the SEND ALL prior to browsing for your addy. That was his fault for not putting you in his personal address book. The reason you each received the message twice is because once was to you and the second was as part of the ALL mail group.

Ms. Redmun, thank you for informing me of just who my wife was seeing. That will make the divorce much easier. Needless to say, both yourself and Mr. Roberts will not be wishing to stay employed with this firm.

As for you Mr. Pace, I have accepted and approved your request for transfer. I am sure that, though you might finally decide to give Ms. Redmun the trust she is due as someone who’s been with you these past two years, you seem incapable of keeping your emotions in check, and I’m sure that baggage you’re carrying has your relationship well on it’s way into the toilet.

Ms Redmun, while I am angry with you for assisting my wife’s adultery, I believe you were being a caring friend to both Mr. Roberts and your soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend. I can’t understand what drove you to let the affair take place in your home, but I do hope that you land on your feet after this is over.

D Phillips

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FROM: DANIEL PHILLIPS, VP MKTG

SENT: Wednesday 14 July, 2003 8:57 AM

TO: ALL

SUBJ: RE: RE: RE: LAST NIGHT

We’ve all been enjoying a bit of office drama with the latest string of emails this morning. As a result of the emails, there will be one transfer, and probably two resignations before the day is over.

As for the rest of the company, I have two directives:

1) Do not allow me to hear one discussion of these email threads anywhere in the building; and,

2) Learn from Mr. Pace’s mistake and always, repeat ALWAYS, double check your emails for correct format, correct (business only) content, and correct addressing.

D Phillips

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FROM MARGE REDMUN, PRODUCT DESIGN

SENT: Wednesday, 14 July 2003 9:29 AM

TO: DANIEL PHILLIPS VP MKTG; JEFFREY PACE, ASST MGR

SUBJ: Mr. Phillips emails

Mr. Phillips,

If you intend to send Jeff to St Louis, then I would ask that, instead of a resignation, you allow me to transfer there as well. I still love Jeff, and know we have a good thing. He has hurt you, others and me with his tirade about last night, but I know he’s a good man.

Jeff,

I know these emails confirm my explanation. I know we have had hard times because of your "baggage," as Mr. Phillips put it, and we probably will again. I don’t believe I can be without you. Maybe it’s because I know you need me. Maybe, I just need to be needed. I don’t know. I just know I want to be with you, no matter what. If I can get over this embarrassing situation and still love you, don’t you think you could still want me?

I’d ask that Jeff answer first. If he doesn’t want me, I’ll resign before the fax goes to St Louis.

M Redmun

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FROM DANIEL PHILLIPS VP MKTG

SENT: Thursday, 15 July 2003 10:45 AM

TO: ALL

After a long discussion in my office yesterday morning, a final result of yesterday’s email drama needs to be published for the entire staff to see:

This is to invite you all to the training auditorium on Friday, July 30th at 2:00 PM where we will celebrate the joining of two of our employees in marriage:

Jeffrey Pace, Manager, St Louis Division and Marge Redmun, Director, Midwest Area Development, St Louis Division will then depart for St Louis to establish our newest regional offices.

Refreshments will be served after the service and a reception is planned in the Cafeteria.

D Phillips

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by Mike Reid
carolina_moon2366@hotmail.com		 #7 of 16
2443 words
Black puffs of smoke exploded into the open sky which made the unarmed transport shake into a violent spasm. Inside its hollow shell, the frightened crew scattered for shelter as shards of blistering razor-sharp metal pierced the thin metal fuselage; one chiseling its way into the pilot’s neck. With blood splattering the side window as his lifeless body slumped forward, the plane and everyone on board were sent spiraling to an instant death.

***


"Captain Hunter? Captain Maxwell Hunter?" a portly young man in a black dress uniform asked as his twin stood beside him.

"Yes, I am Captain Hunter. Can I help you boys?"

"My name is Lieutenant Jones and this is Lieutenant Hynes. We are from the War Department." Glances of unwelcome acknowledgement displayed between the three of them. "I am afraid I have some bad news for you. Please, it would be best if you sat down."

Max took a seat on a nearby chair inside the Officers Lounge. He looked up at the two baby faced men with a raised brow and asked, "What’s going on Lieutenant?"

"There is no easy way to say this but the truth of the matter is that your brother, Major Gary Hunter, was killed last night en route to Fenton Airfield. He was shot down by German artillery dug in on the French side of the Channel." the Lieutenant showed no emotion.

The Captain’s eyes widen…"What?! That’s impossible. His ship was unarmed and clearly marked as a Red Cross transport. The Germans should have known he was harmless."

"Yes Captain, that is true to the rules of war but when you’re backed up against a wall and the only way out is any means possible, I guess anything goes at this point."

Max’s nostrils flared. "You guess Lieutenant? My brother is dead and you are guessing?"

"No sir, it is just a figure of speech" the lieutenant’s eyes dart to the ground for a second with a look of remorse across his face. "The details are sketchy at this point sir. But we do have confirmation from a nearby farmer who reported a C-47 crashing into his cornfield and setting everything within two acres ablaze. The crash killed some his livestock as well."

"Those bastards…Damn ‘em all to hell… every last one of them. They don’t care about who dies, do they?" Getting up from the chair, Max stands with his back to the two men. "Now, if you don’t mind, I would like some time for myself."

"Yes sir Captain, we understand. On behalf of Lieutenant Hynes, me, and the entire War Department, we are truly sorry for your loss.

"Thank you Lieutenants" Good day."

***


Shocked from the news, Max took a long reflective walk. Along the way, his senses revealed the perfumed aroma of the wild flowers and the manure smelling grass from the pasture; his eyes fixated on the cows in the distance. Disturbing thoughts drifted back and forth in his mind; from his brother to the mission before him. He felt torn from his sense of duty to his country, and reacting on revenge. Is this justifiable he thought? Should I continue to fight without prejudice against an enemy who has no remorse for any living thing? Shall I break the rules of war and make my own as this god-forsaken war drones on? The pilot’s mind ached with too many questions without answers. He became reserved with his emotions.

***


Captain Hunter and Lieutenant Saul "Scratch" Abrams sat curious but relaxed in the back row waiting for the Colonel to brief them of the upcoming mission. They watched as the smoky briefing tent filled up with the 475th Bomb Group. Rows and rows of crewmen all talking amongst themselves had but with one theme in common; tomorrow was surely going to be a milk run.

"So Captain, you ever going to tell me what you did back in the states?" Scratch asks.

"I really don’t think it matters, does it Lieutenant?"

"Sure it does Captain, I’ve got fifty bucks ridin’ on this."

"Riding on what Scratch?"

Scratch catches his thoughtless yammering and runs his hand through the thinning hair on his head. He quickly tries to change the subject. "I bet tomorrow’s goin’ to be a real smoothie ay Captain?" Max noticed the smoke mirrored in Saul’s eyes as his buddy gave him a nudge on the shoulder.

"You think so huh? I got a feeling that tomorrow is going to be a tough one. But I hope you are right. I hate it when I am."

"Yea? But your so-called sixth sense has gotten us back on the ground without much of a scratch. It’s a good thing, but today, I hope you are wrong …." Saul says while he scratched his arm.

Colonel Graves walked into the room and proceeded up to the front of the room and stopped at the oversized map board. The group became silent as the Colonel flipped over the white sheet that covered today’s mission. Written in big black letters on top of the map was; Berlin. Everyone but the Colonel groaned. Slapping the long wood pointer onto the map, the Colonel began the briefing.

"Alright Gentleman, this is the dope. Today’s mission came straight from Ike. Target: Berlin."

After discussing and pointing out key targets of interest he continues…

"The German Army is all but dead and it is up to us to put the nail in the coffin. This mission is not going to be easy but that’s why we were hand-picked. You guys are the best and the eyes of the world are looking to you to help end this war. The mission start time is 0600. I want all of you to get a good night sleep. You are dismissed."

"Milk run huh?" Max asks his seat neighbor with a rhetoric tone. Scratch gave a look of surprise over at Max and shrugged his shoulders while he scratched his arm. "Don’t know what to say Captain; we have been in the air for 3 months straight. I thought for sure we were due for an easy one this time since we’re so close to leave."

Tipping his officers cap forward, Max whispers, "Damn it."

Saul joined the men back to the barracks as Max took the long way back.

***


The hulking bomber affectionately named "Mail Call" sat idle in the hardstand as the ground crew diligently prepared her for the upcoming mission. Max became visible to the Technical Sergeant who was filling the gas tanks. As Max approached closer he received a salute.

"Carry on Sergeant." Max said and retaliated to the salute.

"Hey…, why aren’t you getting some sleep Cap’n?"

"Can’t, got a lot on my mind." Max slides his hand over the fuselage and gave it a slight tap which sent a reverberating sound of flesh against metal into the air. "You supposed to be smoking that cigar while you pump gas Sergeant?"

"Aw c’mon Cap’n, it ain’t lit. It’s just a force of habit…"

Max continued to inspect the aircraft with a cautious eye.

"Well, she’s just about ready for the big dance Cap’n. A few more pre-flights and she’s all yours."

"What’s with this oil around the exhaust?" Max asks?

"The oil? Jesus Cap’n, you know better than anyone that once in the air, all the squeaks and leaks shut up and seal up once in the air…Are you all right today sir?"

"Yea, I’m fine…Just a little edgy. Thanks Sarge, I always did trust you with my girl. I guess there isn’t much I can do for her on the ground so maybe I will catch up on that sleep you mentioned… I’ll see ya later."

"You bet …Oh, hey…, Cap’n,… the boys and me were wonderin."

"Yea? What is it? What did I do back in the states?"

Kicking an imaginary stone and staring at the ground, the sergeant replied, "Err, well, ya."

."What is this, the ‘Thousand Dollar Question’ around here?"

"Err, not really, maybe fifty bucks or a little more…"

"Anyway, good luck tomorrow and bring ‘em all home safe."

Taking his hat off and swiping his forehead with his arm, Max started to walk back to the barracks and under his breath he whispered…"Thanks… for some reason; I think I am going to need it."

***


0600 hours; Operation Lion’s Den was underway. Reddish-orange streaks colored the heavens from the rising sun as the tight formations of bombers filled the peaceful sky. Puffy clouds floated by at almost a snail pace creating a passive mood throughout the crews. 10 to each ship, 100 ships in all; A thousand men heading into harms way.

***


Saul was busy calibrating the Norden bomb site when Max came down the small crawl space to greet him.

"Hey Captain, whatcha doin down here? You are supposed to be leading the bombers and it is up to you, to get me over the target. This whole operation is depending on you."

Max looked perplexed. "Scratch, I have a favor to ask you."

"Sure pal, what is it?"

With hesitation, Max says, "I want to drop the bombs once we reach our target."

For a brief moment, Saul stared back confused, and then he asks, "What? Are you insane? As soon as the bombs are dropped, you need to take over control of the plane again. I mean, once you get me over the target and give me control, all I do is just guide her in. I can’t fly the damn thing."

"Don’t worry about it Saul, I’ll have Harry take over once the bombs are away."

"Lieutenant Marks? Now I know you’ve flipped. As soon as we get back on the ground, he will flap his gums to the Colonel and you my friend are in for a court martial."

"Not a chance. I caught Harry sneaking over to the Nurses Ward. He practically begged me to keep my mouth shut. He owes me a favor…."

"Yea? Well you owe me big time Max."

"You got it my friend. Beers on me once we are on the ground."

"Beers?" Saul laughs…

"No Captain, you are going to help me win 100 bucks by telling me what you did back in the states. It doesn’t matter what you did, the bet is won by the person who actually gets you to tell them."

Max mulled over the idea, agreed and then headed back up the crawl space and into the cockpit.

The flight over seemed like an eternity to Max with nothing really to do but stare out into the open sky and fly the plane. Memories of home and his brother flooded his mind as he gripped the wheel. A call came over the ships internal intercom from the navigator which said that they are approaching the target and coordinates spewed out of the tiny speaker. Max turned the bomber accordingly. Special Delivery from the heavens….he thought….menacingly, he laughed.

"Pilot to bombardier…static, ship steady…coordinates exact… static, prepare to take control….over… static,"

"Bombardier to pilot, roger…. static, ready to receive control….over… static,"

"Roger, bombardier…you know have control… static,"

"Roger… static, Umm…, bombardier to pilot?…over… static,"

"I seem to be having a little trouble with the controls…She isn’t responding…. static."

"Roger….I will come down to help….over…. static."

The Captain left the controls to Lieutenant Marks without any retaliatory remarks. He headed down the small crawl space into the already cramped bombardier’s compartment when out of nowhere; explosions like thunder rocked the ship. Let the games begin he thought to him self. Max lost his footing and slammed his head against the hydraulic pipes that lined the walls. Blood began to trickle from the gash into his left eye which made his sight blurry. Still, he continued downward. The Germans sent up everything they had. Flak was everywhere. Two bombers in the rear of the pack were smashed sending the crews out into the deadly sky.

Max made his way into the bomb bay and glanced at the bombs with glorious eyes. He took out a piece of chalk and began inscribing words on a couple of them while Saul snuck up behind him.

Saul cried out while scratching his head. "Captain, what are you doing? Max turns around and Saul notices the blood. Are you OK?"

"Sure, it’s just a scratch"

"What’s going on? I guided her in as close as I could get…That flak is beating the shit out of us up here and we don’t have much time."

"Oh, just preparing a couple of care packages I wanted to deliver for my brother."

"Huh?" Saul asks.

"Never mind, just let me do this alright? Max demanded.

"OK Captain, lets get this done." The two of them head back up to the bombardiers compartment.

With a careful eye, Captain Hunter lined up the Norden Bombsight to exact coordinates as specified from the navigator. Saul on his hands and knees looked out the fiberglass front window to watch the landscape below. Nothing but smoke could be seen. The Germans had covered the whole city with a smoke screen which would make any type of delivery impossible, but today Captain Maxwell Hunter avenged his brother’s death with precision, courage and a little extra postage.

The rest of the bombers returned safely to the airbase and the crews were elated to be back on the ground. Max popped out of the tiny little hole in the side of the plane and began to walk towards the debriefing tent. Saul caught up with him and put his arm around the Captains shoulders.

"Looks like we made another one for the record books ay Captain?"

"You bet Lieutenant. It is sure good to be on the ground in one piece."

"Hey Captain, what was all that writing on the bombs… "‘Hate Mail’… ‘Return to Sender’, what did that mean?"

"Back in the states, I was the Post Master General for a small Massachusetts town. I thought I had seen and delivered it all but never in my life would I dream of sending hate mail. Believe me, it was the best piece of mail I ever delivered. By the way Lieutenant, I suppose you want me to pay up huh?"

"Well, to tell you the truth Captain, we all kind of knew what you did back in the states. We just wanted to hear it from you. So, I guess we are even huh?"

"How would you like a beer Lieutenant?"

"Now I like the sound of that."

"I bet you do…I bet you do…."

The two laugh off into the setting sun…

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by GPain97046@aol.com		 #8 of 16
884 words
"You hate me," Sally said.

"Why would I hate you? We’re friends," Vanessa replied.

"After what you did, you’ve got to be kidding."

"What are you talking about?"

"You’ve been sending me hate mail for a year," Sally said. She wiped the sweat from her pale face.

"Hate mail! Why would I do that?"

"To pay me back for losing Jake." She lit a cigarette.

"You lost a son too and then a husband two months later. I’d never send you hate mail," Vanessa said.

"I’ll never get over losing Sammy. It seems like yesterday not two years ago."

"Don’t you miss Sam?"

"Oh, sure. Where’s Steven?" Sally asked.

"We divorced about a year ago from the strain of the accident."

"Are you in town for good." She lit another cigarette.

"I’m not sure. I was devastated to here about Sam’s fall from the canyon," Vanessa said.

"He committed suicide."

"He what?"

"He committed suicide and left me a note confessing he cut the brakes on my car the night of the accident. Poor man never thought Sammy and Jake would use my car that night. But Sammy did because his car wouldn’t start and the boys wanted to go to the roadhouse."

"Why didn’t you report it as a suicide?"

"The life insurance company wouldn’t have given me any money."

"It’s always been about money, not Sam," Vanessa said bitterly.

"Sam confessed to other things." Sally took strands of her hair and twisted them around her fingers.

"What things?"

"He was guilt ridden about the affair with you. How could you do that to me?"

‘Sam never loved you. We would have been married if you hadn’t turned up pregnant."

"If he loved you, what was he doing fooling around with me?" Ripples of laughter came from Sally.

Vanessa got up, went over to the window and opened it." You have a beautiful view of the city from up here."

"I should living on the fortieth floor."

"Why didn’t you give Sam a divorce? You made life miserable for him."

"And make you both happy. I don’t think so."

"You almost bankrupt him with the new expense house, the cottage in the Pocono’s, the new Cadillac every year, the mink coat. You were never satisfied."

"It made me happy," Sally said and lit another cigarette.

"You’re a chain smoker again. You should stop."

""Stop with the false concerns."

"Sam wasn’t happy." Vanessa sat back down on the sofa.

"You, the woman with the long blond hair, blue eyes and flawless skin, who wanted to be Mrs. Gant but never made it."

"I loved him and you knew it," Vanessa said.

"You never could keep your hands off him even when he was married."

"You stop seeing your psychiatrist. Sam’s mother said he was really helping you."

"He was until you started sending me the hate mail,"

"Let me see them."

"I destroyed the hateful letters." Sally started rubbing her hands together.

"Why didn’t you go to the police?" Vanessa asked.

She shrugged her shoulders. "I knew you send them."

"I told you I didn’t."

"She’s telling you the truth. I wrote them," a voice said. Both women turned around to see whom it was.

"Mother Gant, what are you saying?" Sally gasped.

"I’ve hated you since you married Sam and made his life hell with the nagging and the arguing."

"Then why did you move in with me last year?"

"To eventually make you think you were going crazy. I was doing a pretty good job with the hate mail. Vanessa tell her about Jake."

Vanessa shook her head but Sally said, "Come on, tell me more lies."

"Jake was Sam’s son and I’m proud of it."

"Yeah, sure and I’m Snow White," Sally said, smiling.

"Remember the two miscarriages I told you I had. Well, they were really abortions. I only wanted Sam’s children."

"What a terrible thing to do," Sally said.

"It’s what you made me do by marrying Sam. I was out to his grave yesterday and you didn’t even get him a tombstone. His mother had to buy it."

"She’s got plenty of money. Why should I use mine?"

"You’re a dreadful person, that’s why I enjoyed writing those letters," Sam’s mother said.

"So it’s a ring of hatred between the three of us because you both lost Sam, the love of your lives." Sally couldn’t stop laughing.

"You’re crazy, maybe I’ll have you committed," Sam’s mother said.

"You’d love that," Sally said.

"But that would be to easy for her," Vanessa said.

"Sam tried to get rid of me but look where he is."

"Are you saying you pushed him?" Vanessa demanded.

"Maybe, maybe not. You’ll never know," Sally said, grinning.

‘How could you?" Sam’s mother cried.

Sally ignored her, went over to the window and looked out. Not looking at them, she said, "Mother Gant, when you find another place to live I’ll send you your things. Right now, I want you pathetic people out of here right now."

"Just as soon as I do something," Vanessa said, now she was smiling. She walked over to Sally and pushed her out the window.

"Poor woman was distraught over the hate mail and jumped," Sam’s mother said.

"By Sally," Vanessa said and wave. Both women broke out laughing.

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by Trish Wahlstrom
trishwahlstrom@yahoo.com		 #9 of 16
1372 words
The evening sun was nigh unto setting from its warm October rounds. A cool breeze had sprung up from the northwest, bringing some relief to the scant dozen slaves who were trudging back to their ramshackle quarters. The scanty tobacco crop had been mostly picked by that time of year and was drying in the sheds. A few scrawny cows were lowing down by the little stream and the birds had begun their evening chatter as Bartholomew Higgins and his wife pushed themselves away from the dinner table.

"You may take away the dishes now, Abigail," Higgins said austerely. "We will take our coffee in the library tonight."

"Yessuh, Massa Higgins," came the deferential reply.

"Why the library?" his pretty wife queried.

"I have something I need to show you," was his only retort as he led the way across the old creaking hallway, calling to his butler as they went.

"Obadiah. Could you light a few more candles in the library?"

"Yessuh, right away suh."

The simply furnished room became a little brighter as the old Negro went around with a taper, lighting three more tallow candles in their Isinglass enclosures.

"Will dat be all, suh?"

"Yes, Obadiah. If you have finished your chores, you can help out Abigail in the kitchen and then retire for the night."

"Yessuh. Thank you, suh."

The white haired old man backed out of the room, closing the door quietly behind him as Emily Higgins deposited herself primly on the seat of a threadbare armchair, wondering what her husband wanted.

I received another letter when I rode into town to do some errands and to check the post."

His wife gave a little start of surprise. "Another letter?"

"Yes, dear," he replied wearily. "This is the third one in a month. I refrained from mentioning it to you for fear of causing you undue worry."

"Whatever do they say which has produced such worry for you?"

He plucked a letter from a pigeonhole in the old rolltop desk. Higgins was still a relatively young man at thirty-two but still needed to put on a pair spectacles to read.

"They all say much the same thing but I shall read to you from the latest one. It commences thusly."

"'Dear Messr. Higgins. There is trouble brewing in this land that you will be powerless to stop. You would be well advised to sell your farm, free your slaves, and seek happiness elsewhere before it is too late.' It is signed, Samuel Hunnicutt, but as far as anyone knows, there are no Hunicutts living in the entire county. Quite obviously the sender wishes to remain anonymous."

"Why that letter sounds almost as if someone hates us," his younger wife exclaimed. "We have been more than courteous and proper with all our neighbors and tradesmen and even the slaves."

"Well I shan't allow any threatening letters to dictate how I run my business."

They sat in a brooding quietude for some minutes as the candles flickered lower, effecting an atmosphere of gloom. This was in sharp contrast to their usual brave heartiness. Then Emily Higgins broke the silence.

"Have you ever thought about leaving, dear? I mean there is some truth to the rumours of an impending conflict, isn't there? I have heard gossip in town."

"Yes, it could likely come to pass. If Abraham Lincoln is elected next month, there is talk of secession and even war."

"I don't think that should really be our affair," she countered sensibly. "We are less than two years removed from England after inheriting your uncle's farm here and while it is pleasant, it does get awfully hot. I miss our home and the cooler climate, despite all the rain," she added with a little smile.

"What you say is true," he said after a moments pause. "We agreed we were in need of a change and challenges. I thought we could make a decent go of it here, but quite frankly, I have learned little about tobacco. We still owe several debts in town that the current harvest shall not be able to satisfy."

"Let us do go back then. Colonel Culpepper has always wanted to buy this land and I do miss home terribly so. Don't you?"

"I admit, my dear, I do miss it," he sighed. "The Colonel will give us a handsome price, enough to cover our debts, pay our passage back to England, with a little left over. I certainly don't fancy going back to work at my father's bank in London, though. Perhaps we could buy a little sheep farm in Berkshire or something of the sort."

"That would be just splendid. I'm quite excited already."

As he held her hand and looked into her eyes, there was no mistaking the glow that had come over her work weary face. He made his decision with some relief.

"Very well, dear, then it's settled. We shall return to England. I will talk to Colonel Culpepper tomorrow about terms for this farm."

"Don't forget the part mentioned in the letter about freeing the slaves. I know that the Colonel overworks and mistreats his slaves. It wouldn't be fair to them if only we are priviledged to go. They should be allowed to go as well. I never have felt comfortable at all about owning another person."

"I am certainly in agreement with you there. We British abandoned that barbaric custom many years ago." He stood up, gave her a quick kiss on the cheek, and offered her his arm. "Let us retire and get our rest for we shall have much to do in the upcoming days."

True to his word, the next few days were a whirlwind of activity as papers were drawn up with the new owner, debts were paid off, and a few treasured posessions and clothing carefully packed into several steamer trunks. Of course the slaves had to be told so on the next following morning, Bartholomew Higgins with his wife at his side, rang the big bell that hung outside the old weathered barn. Within a few minutes, all the Negroes had obediently gathered around. Higgins addressed them in a clear paternal voice.

"As you all are undoubtedly aware, my wife and I have sold this farm and will be leaving in a few days. The tobacco crop is almost all in, one more day should do it, so as of tomorrow morning, you are all to be free men and women."

The slaves looked around at each other in surprised disbelief and undisguised joy.

"You have all worked very faithfully for me without complaint, and for my uncle before me, so I feel that all of you more than deserve your freedom. The necessary papers have been drawn up, a large wagon and two horses will be at your disposal, and you are welcome to any clothing or household items that we leave behind. We are friends and equals now. I wish all of you good luck and Godspeed."

The group of grateful Negroes could not contain their happiness and crowded around the couple with tears in their eyes, offering thanks, and even a few shaking hands. Then they departed ecstatically for their final day of servitude.

As the Higgins's walked back to the house, Emily gaily remarked,

"And to think it was just a few letters that we thought to be hateful at first that spurred us on to do what was in our hearts the whole time."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways," he thoughtfully replied.

The evening sun was setting from a milder October day, the tobacco was finally all harvested, and a cooling breeze wafted soothingly through the ramshackle slave quarters.

"Glory be, Abigail. I'se nebber seen you so happy."

"I have prayed and prayed for this day, Obadiah, and now, praise the Lord, it has finally come."

"Yass, praise de Lord, but it wassn't all His doin', you know. It's a mighty good thing no one ebber found out it was you what wrote dem letters."

"Hush now. It wouldn't do for anyone to find out I learned to read and write as a little girl growing up with the old Massa's daughter. Now start packing."

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by tom_set@yahoo.com		 #10 of 16
1060 words
Smoke wisped through the air, giving off a bluish haze in the crowded disco before being sucked up by the overhead fans. Gays brimming with gaiety danced, mingled, and gossiped in loud undertones about each other. For those desiring a change from the mirrored ball, flashing colored lights, and pulsing music, there was the showroom; a cozy theatre where the drag queens strutted outrageously.

Taking the stage next was Vanessa, a tall "woman" in a red sequined gown, pink feather boa, and impeccable makeup. She was well known there and enthusiastically received.

"Honey, the doctor said I should take a milk bath for my skin," Vanessa joked. "Should that be pasteurized? I said no, just up to my titties."

The lively crowd laughed at the old joke.

"My lover told me I should be more affectionate, so I went out and got two more boyfriends."

Several more jokes ensued, followed by provocative renditions of "I Enjoy Being A Girl" and "Big Spender' where she went out flirting at several tables, teasing them with her feather boa and long legs. At the close of her set, to much applause and whistles, Vanessa went to join her festive friends at the back table.

"That was simply marvelous, Vanessa. You really know how to work a crowd."

"And you looked fabulous tonight."

"Thank you, sweeties," she replied. "It took me an hour to put on the damned makeup and this girdle is killing me."

"Tomorrow is the big day. Shouldn't you be getting your beauty sleep?"

"Are you really going to out yourself on national television?"

"It's time, it's past time," she answered. "I could never do it in my playing days but now I'm tired of living a lie. I need to be who I am and not hide any more."

"Good luck, honey. We'll all be watching."

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The television studio was hot from the glare of the overhead lights. The two men in sport coats behind the desk on the set seemed oblivious to it, focused on their task ahead.

"Welcome, clones. This is Jim Jeffries on Sport Talk. We have with us in studio today, Van Overman, former outfielder with the Padres and Braves. Thanks for being on, Van."

Van Overman, conservatively dressed, replied in his manly voice, "Thanks for having me, Jim."

"You retired three years ago. Do you miss the game?"

"You always do. It was a big part of my life, obviously, and I still stay in touch with some of the guys, but I've moved on into other things now."

"Yes. I understand you opened a restaurant. How's that going?"

"Pretty good. It keeps me busy. We have a wide variety of food and a piano bar in the lounge so business has been pretty steady."

"Great. Best of luck to you there. I understand you had an announcement you wanted to make?"

"Yes, Jim. There has been a lot of talk on your show and others about gay players in team sports so I thought it was about time I set the record straight for what it's worth. I am a gay man."

The sportscaster looked a little shocked and confused but but his mind raced ahead to the next obvious question. "Why now? Why do you feel you have to bring this out now and not, say, a few years ago when you were a player?"

"Hahaha. Well it never would have flown back then, especially in Atlanta, Georgia. I just want to be myself and tell people who I am and that I am not ashamed before I get outed by some nosy reporter or something. I'm tired of lying to the people I love. I'm proud of who I am and how I conduct my life."

"There have been guys who have said they wouldn't want a gay player on their team, like in the showers."

"In the shower room, and I imagine it's the same for women, you tend to avoid looking at each other or comparing sizes or anything. I never looked at any of my teammates with lust in my heart. I have my own personal life and I keep it separate from my professional life as everyone should do, no matter what business you are in."

"Aren't you afraid there will be some backlash, some hate mail, guys who will say you should never have been playing?"

"I'm not going to worry about that. If some people are homophobic, that's their problem. I don't have to remember to lower my voice or change my pronouns. I'm still just a regular guy who loves sports and good restaurants. I won't say I had Hall of Fame stats, but I had a pretty good career."

"I can't fault you there. That clutch two run double in game six of the World Series basically won it for the Braves. Nothing wrong with that. You batted .389 in that series."

"Yeah. I was in a zone and felt good. I got my ring and I'm happy with that, but there were twenty four other guys that made it happen and I was glad to be part of that."

"Well you were always the consumate team player, well liked in the clubhouse, and always a good interview. I agree with what you said. If anyone has a problem with your being gay, that's their problem."

"That’s the way I see it. I told my parents last night and they basically said, so what, we still love you."

"That's great. Sometimes the worst thing you think will happen, never does."

"Right. I have no fears about coming out. I'm still going to be the same person."

"Well, thanks for being on and being honest with us and good luck in the future."

"Thanks for having me, Jim."

The two men shook hands as the cameras faded to commercial.

===============================================

In the lounge of Van's Restaurant, the piano tinkled quietly as Van and his friends were gathered in a celebratory fashion at the large corner table.

"So what has the response been like, Van? What are people saying?"

"I got quite a few supportive letters and emails from people who said I was courageous and furthered the cause and all that. It was nice."

"What about the rest of it?"

"Oh I deleted it or threw it out. Just a bunch of hate mail."

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Hate Mail
by photofoxygirl@yahoo.com		 #11 of 16
1161 words
It started in January. I was walking home from the market with my arms full of deeply discounted chocolate Santa Clauses and his now rubbery marshmallow reindeer when I interrupted my journey to check for new mail. I would have probably never even thought about it, in this age of the internet, except I was waiting for an answer to a marriage proposal I’d sent to old girlfriend in Zimbabwe.

So I saw that envelope, all pink and crisp, its delicate color convinced me it must have been from Paula, and my heart began to hammer against my chest. She wouldn’t send a refusal on pink stationary would she? No, she must have decided to finally come back home.

I almost dropped all of my candy in my eager anticipation, but I decided I could at least be patient enough to wait until I got inside. I rushed through the unit gate, tearing my new stain guard Khakis, stubbing my toe on the step I’d forgotten in my haste and finally slammed my pinky in the lobby door while I was searching for the proper key.

I didn’t mind though. All the pain was forgotten in my anticipation of her delicately curled script. As soon as I got inside I dropped my bags without thinking and tore into the pink paper I’d so long desired.

"Roper’s Roofing is having a huge sale!!! Save $50 if you order by Tuesday!!!"

What? Where was my pretty answer? My dreams of picket fences and small children came crashing down and suddenly I realized that my thigh was bleeding, my finger was swelling and my toe was definitely crooked... All for some junk mail?

Perhaps I would have gotten over my irritation if I didn’t hear a long whiney howl from my dog Jed, just then, and see him topple over in the middle of chocolate Santa wrappers, but every minute I spent at the animal hospital while they pumped his stomach and talked about possible brain damage made me that much more pissed off.

I don’t even live in a house! You’d think the apt. # 3 would clue them in! I’m not even supposed to get that kind of solicitation... I signed that new list thing! My mind was racing at the injustice of it all, and I couldn’t wait to get home and call up Roper’s Roofing to tell them how angry I was .

"Roper’s Roofing, this is Karen." came the mild mannered voice of the receptionist, "How can I direct your call?"

"Yes Karen, I’d like to speak to who ever is in charge of solicitation" I calmly requested.

"Umm...? Isn’t that prostitution?" she asked nervously, "we don’t do that..."

"No Karen-- Just let me talk to the manager!" I demanded, hoping she never became a doctor.

"Whatever!" she snapped before hanging up on me.

I looked at the phone in my hand incredulously. How dare that stupid cow hang up on me because of her ignorance!? I hurriedly hit redial and hoped for better luck.

"Roper’s Roofi-- Hey Jeff! It’s the prostitute guy again... I can hang up, right?" then I heard a click and that was it.

Her apparent idiocy had calmed me down a bit by that time, I mean what can you do but laugh at that kind of thought pattern? So I set the phone back down on it’s cradle and forgot about the hated ad from Roper’s.

Forgot about it, that is, until the next afternoon when I opened my mailbox to find an elegant envelope of rich creamy linen, the kind a wedding invitation or important message would be written on, and addressed to me in a delicate script that seemed close to Paula’s beautiful penmanship.

This time my heart pounded almost out of my chest, a thousand lines of love sonnets poured through my mind and I racked myself on the fence as I wondered who wrote "She walks in beauty like the night...".

I didn’t mind the pain though, it was worth it for the letter I was composing in reply to Paula’s acceptance. The throbbing of my testicles was just so insignificant when I could look forward to a lifetime of Paula kissing them better.

I gently opened it this time, not wanting to tear the beautiful envelope, and was really pissed to find written in block letters inside, "Roper’s Roofing is having a huge sale!!! Save $50 if you order by Tuesday!!"

I leapt up the stairs to my apartment and fell on the 2nd flight, I still have a golfball sized dent in my calf to prove it, before racing to the phone and dialing the hated Roper’s.

"Roper’s Roof- Hey Karen..? did you say Jack Drensy was that weird guy looking for a prostitute?... Uh, Huh... HEY JACK!!! WHY NOT TRY SUNSET BLVD!" came a deep masculine voice before the loud click of him hanging up. I sighed and replaced the phone in it’s cradle then went to watch TV.

I got a letter from them every day, in different colored stationary and always with a different kind of print. After 2 more days of it I just started throwing them away unopened and I would have left it at that if not for Paula.

I guess it was about 2 months after the first ad came that I received an email from Paula. She wrote me that since I had not contacted her about her acceptance of my proposal, that she had decided to marry a doctor from her Peace Corps group.

I tried for weeks to get a hold of her, to explain that I never got her acceptance, to beg her to change her mind, but when she finally called me back it was to tell me that it was too late, she’d married Paulo and was soon going to Italy to live with him in his Palazzo. I asked her then, how she had sent her response, and she told me it was in a pale Blue envelope of linen stationary from her mom.

I lost control! Not only had Roper’s caused my dog to be retarded and run into walls, cost me $35 by ruining my khakis, scarred my body and marred the before-perfect symmetry of my toes... They’d cost me my only love and chance at a life of happiness!

I ran to my car and drove straight to Roper’s I walked in and demanded to see the manager, and I don’t remember what happened after that. All I know is that I come to in a cop car and I had blood all over my new Armani jacket, and of course that I’m standing here now facing charges. Can’t you see that I had no control? It really wasn’t my fault!

"Yeah, whatever..." the bored looking public defender said as he watched several prostitutes of questionable gender shake their bouncy breasts. " I guess we could use the postal defense."

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Hate Mail
by Sophia Barkat
quietpoly@yahoo.com		 #12 of 16
112 words
Cluttered Inbox
nonsense Bulk
Deleted Spam
-- obligatory scam.

Answered few
but first from friends.
Counted junk
that one friend sends.

Skipped the unknowns
with one glance
until I got to
an old romance.

But sharp senses
were not required
to smell the smoke
from this old fire.

Days of kindness
now long gone,
it was a tune
-- a swan song.

Addressed, to kill,
with one bite mark.
"Click on this
when it goes dark".

No it wasn't
distasteful porn
just a logo
of Satan's horns.

Who can wait
for night to fall?
Curiousity kills cats
But, really? All?

But, Oh! What memories
one will trash
with a virus
spelt "CRASH."

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Hate Mail
by cam-9@verizon.net		 #13 of 16
2500 words
That morning, on her usual bleary shuffle to get the coffee going before she hit the bathroom, Doris almost fell flat on her face tripping over her discovery that the big mound on his side of the bed all night had actually probably been the comforter.

"Eddie, you gotta’ be kidding. PLEASE tell me you ain’t THAT far gone."

The rhythmic snorts and burbles rumbling up from the flip side of his shiny salt-and-pepper fringed bald spot clued Doris that, as for the first question:

No, actually, he wasn’t.

And, as for the second:

It sure did kinda’ look that way.

And that, everything asked and answered, in fact...

Oh, jeez.

Not again.

Not trying particularly hard to avoid him - hey, you leave it laying out, "ya’ gets what ya’ gets" - Doris stomped around her not only snorting and burbling but now, also, rattling spouse to the counter, filtered and filled and flicked on the coffee maker and - suddenly hit with how much finer company he was sprawled and sawing - followed a more diffidently-tread return trail around Eddie’s carcass back into the hall and to the bathroom. Where, sitting there fuzzing glumly down at the cold black-and-white checker tiles, she passed the time it took for the coffee maker in the kitchen to do its duty alternately attempting, unsuccessfully (as always in "Eddie times") - to do hers in here...

...and wondering if she could, once again, muster the intestinal fortitude she’d need to, also, do hers out there. To do the "for better or worse" thing while he wandered around the apartment, schmoozing soup spoons and gossiping with gum wads and tête-à-tête-ing with toenail clippers.

And drippy faucets.

And half-boxes of plastic glide tampons.

And fondue pots all the way up on the top shelf, in the back.

And all the other items that never seemed ever to have word one to say any other time to anyone else but, suddenly, the minute Eddie stopped the pills, couldn’t seem to shut the hell up. That didn’t seem to be able to go longer than ten minutes without telling him - in some special, secret, only HE could decode way - how wonderful was his crazy...

pill-collecting...

unemployed...

right this minute, burbling and rattling and rumbling, without a frickin’ care in the frickin’ world, in the middle of her frickin’ kitchen floor...

jack...

frickin’...

ass.

Yeah, there lay Eddie and here sat she and alls she knew was each time he dragged her down this road, the nicer it sounded to just "join the club" and let herself start getting some of them Valentines and "keys to the city" and other "goochy goo’s" he was always bragging the creamed corn and rain drops and pennies was, actually, sending him each time they bubbled and pittered and clinked...

Or - who knew? maybe she’d even just go off in a whole other direction, entirely.

She was starting to seriously wonder where it would all, eventually, end.

"Aye eelee unger..." she foamed to the puffy conglomeration of lines, bags and fiercely toothbrushing consternation reflecting back at her from the medicine cabinet mirror.

Tongue-tied as always, the reflection merely averted its watery, red-rimmed eyes... nodded in slow, sad, agreement... swished...

and spit.

***


Dressed and at the kitchen table, Doris grimaced down the last thick, chalky, swallow of her recently-begun daily magnesium-offering to the fickle gods of "regularity"... finished making faces... and resumed nursing her second cup of black, three sugars, and glowering at him - still laying there in the middle of the scuffy, yellow, linoleum - burbling and rattling and rumbling and now, also, drooling - all over it.

Not good, him not coming to bed last night. Bad, actually. Her first thought’d been the pills (or, more like: the lack thereof) but every other time he’d gone off them...

regardless if that day the toilet’d serenaded him each time he took a leak, and he ended up giggling and happy-dancing his crazy ass to bed...

or it’d turned out the Frosted Loops wasn’t playing "hide and seek" after all - he’d just knocked it off the window sill - and the thought of it laying there whimpering in the alley five stories down would send HIM off to curling-up and whimpering in whatever "inside-the-" or "behind-the-" or "under-the-" he’d, amazingly, managed to squeeze himself in till she got home to dig him out and drag his crazy ass to bed...

still, he’d never once not ended up with his crazy ass in bed - snoring the glass out of the windows and farting the paper off the walls like he’d done every night since she could recall.

Not till now.

Doris stared blankly into space for several moments till a faint ticking brought her back to her wristwatch and how she'd better get her ass in gear and, so, noisily scraping her chair across the scuffy, yellow, linoleum, up she heaved and headed - chalk-coated glass and cup of, now, undrinkably cold dregs in-hand - toward the sink.

The shrieks of something being dragged to its doom across the smooth, scuffy, yellow, earth - quaking cooly beneath his cheek - jerked Eddie out of his dead-to-the-world splay straight to up and crouched somewhere between "non" and "compos mentus."

"oh-crap-it’s-here-the-giant-help-it’s-found-me-please-help-help-me-please-i-have-strawberries...."

Dammit, she’d forgotten he was there. Dammit, dammit, dammit.

Slowly uncrouching to perpendicular, Eddie shook giants and strawberries alike back into the outer limits of his inner darkness and turned to scanning what he could of the kitchen, moving nothing but his red, bugging, crusty, eyes.

"psst, dory... dory... psst... dory... where’s the mail?"

Sighing, Doris ducked around the spinning-eyed, salt-and-pepper-fringed Eddie statue - whispering at top-volume from the center of her scuffy, yellow, linoleum - to the sink, where she turned on the tap.

"dory... psst! DORY! can you see me? am i invisible? crap... i AM invisible. dammit, not again. crap. this stinks."

Rinsing her glass and cup and settling them to drain, from the side of her eye she watched Eddie standing there - tomato-faced, arms clenched, eyes popping, just about beside himself with untimely invisibility. Doris couldn’t help cracking a smile.

But... "mail," huh? Anything could take a smile right off her face, it was that word.

And take it right off it did.

"Yeah, Eddie - I see you. And no, Eddie - no ‘mail.’ ‘Mail’ don’t come till afternoon, you know that. And it ain’t even seven ay-emm."

Still eyeing him sideways, Doris leaned into the sink and, picking up the dish sponge, began idly poking it around.

"But... funny, you asking on that, Eddie - ‘mail’. I was thinking just the other day how you don’t do that no more, talk about ‘mail’. ‘A course, you’re taking them new pills now. Thank God. But then - before these new ones - man, you got to where you talked about nothing BUT. Remember, Eddie - remember how you’d be dragging me all over the apartment showing me your ‘mail’? Nah, I guess you wouldn’t. But, yeah - you’d drag me to behind the sofa, or make me stick my head under the sink, and you’d be pointing and I’d be, like, ‘What? What am I looking at?’ and you’d get all puffed up and happy and say: "My ‘mail’, Dory - my ‘love letters’. Look at all the love letters they keep leaving me. See how much they love me!

"And - ha ha - alls I could see was how much I needed to buy some mouse traps. ‘Cause alls you was pointing at was mouse crap. Little trails ‘a mouse crap."

Doris’ eyes - otherwise employed scanning the sink for smears and smudges and other such scrubbables - narrowed.

"Kinda’ funny, remembering it now - you thinking mouse crap was ‘love letters.’ Wasn’t so funny then, ‘a course - nothing funny about you not taking your pills.

"YOU was happy, though.

"But then you had that bad day... and got them new pills. Remember that, Eddie? Remember? Remember - at work - seeing rat crap for the first time? In the lunchroom - they said you saw rat crap and freaked out from it being so big. Much bigger than mouse crap, I guess, huh, Eddie? And then they said you went nuts, totally ape-shit. Know that? Running around, screaming about ‘giants,’ throwing stuff, punching people... thank God it was locked, or they said you was even about to throw yourself out the window.

"Remember any ‘a that, Eddie? Remember trying to throw yourself out the window on account ‘a big rat crap? Nah, I guess you wouldn’t remember none ‘a that, neither.

"But I do. Yeah, I remember that. And I remember them calling me - them frickin’ doctors - calling me at the diner to come sign papers so they could keep you, you was that bad. And I was, like... well, about frickin’ TIME, y’know? After all them years, me pleading with them - they was finally going to do something, help me. But by the time I got there, they gave you the new pills and you was all smiling and acting like a normal person, so them doctors - them frickin’ doctors - changed their minds and made me... let me... take you home.

"Just like every other time. Just you and me... and a bunch’a new pills."

The sponge in Doris’ hand discovered a phantom stain in the corner of the sink and began scrubbing intently, violently at it.

"But, still... thank God for them pills, huh, Eddie? Without ‘em, I guess we wouldn’t be standing here talking like this, all nice as pie. If you wasn’t taking them pills every morning - like you do - I guess I’d be talking to you through a cage.

"Or maybe even not at all.

"But you been taking ‘em every day, like you’re supposed to, so you ain’t getting ‘mail’ from mice no more. Which is great. And, then, now, y’know, with THIS job being nice and letting you come back if you show you can be trusted to not go off ‘em again... if you stay on ‘em a year, straight, without messing up... well, I guess, in a couple’a months, it’s gonna’ be ‘happily ever after’ for Dory and Eddie, right, Eddie?

" ‘Happily ever after’ for Dory and Eddie.

"Finally.

"And all on account ‘a them pills. Thank God for them pills, right, Eddie? Thank God for them pills."

Doris suspended her animated ministrations to the phantom stain and held her breath. Of course there wasn’t no chance of a straight answer out of him; not to this or any other question. Not now. She got clued to that yesterday when the sweeper crunched something in the hallway and under the runner was close to three weeks’ of the orange tablets she’d been so carefully counting out two of next to his juice box every morning for the past ten months and - like an idiot - trusting him to take on his own so she wouldn’t be late for work.

So, no - Doris didn’t expect Eddie to have nothing to say about nothing. Without the pills for so long, no wonder he was so far gone.

She was asking just to see how far gone he’d, actually, gotten.

And, so, still leaning into the sink, Doris listened to herself holding her breath till, suddenly, her wristwatch not-so-faintly ticked that if she wasn’t going to be more than half-past should have gotten her ass in gear an hour ago, she’d better quit listening and see how far gone Eddie had, actually, gotten for her own, frickin’ self.

And, when she’d turned to see how far gone Eddie had, actually, gotten, how far gone he’d, actually, gotten was: clear out of the center of the scuffy, yellow, linoleum and all the way across the kitchen and squeezed, amazingly, on his hands and knees into the space between the ‘fridge and the corner wall where the step-stool was till Eddie danced on it one afternoon when the florescent overhead buzzed him on how nice he ate his Frosted Loops.

Scowling, Doris slapped her dish sponge in its customary spot next to the cold water tap and tip-toed toward Eddie’s big, fat, frickin’ blue-and-green plaid flannel PJ-covered butt, waiving at her like a flag. Rubber-necking over his hunched back... yup, just like he was ten months ago: cheek-to-linoleum, giggling like a moron... talking to mouse turds.

Bastard.

Crazy frickin’ bastard.

It was only the sudden spasming havoc the chalky magnesium gunk she’d just chugged was beginning to kick up with her insides, combined with an overwhelming wave of unexpected resignation that stopped Doris from hauling off and giving his big, fat, frickin’ blue-and-green plaid flannel PJ-covered butt a good, swift, kick.

But, no - she’d danced down that road too many times already. The facts was there was just no kicking... or talking... or even wishing... sense into Eddie.

So, maybe it really WAS time to kick out on a new road, then. Go off in a whole other direction, entirely.

Where would it all, eventually, end?

Here, it seemed.

And now.

Disturbing Eddie now a moot point, Doris stomped to the counter, pulled the biggest serving spoon she had from its flowery holder and, leaving the crazy bastard to enjoy his ‘mail’ while he still could, turned and stomped out of the kitchen and into the hall...

and to the bathroom.

Frickin’ Eddie wanted "mail" so bad? Fine.

He’d get some.

From HER.

Only it sure as shit wasn’t going to be no frickin’ "love letter."

***


Coat on, keys jingling, Doris paused in the doorway to call into the kitchen.

"Okay, Eddie - I’m going. Frosted Loops’re on the counter - careful, the top don’t close, so don’t shake it around. And your juice - I already put the straw in for you. So, alls you need is milk... put it away after you use it this time, okay? And, your pills - right next to the juice, like always. Don’t... lose... ‘em.

"And, oh... almost forgot - ‘mail’ came while you was playing around over there. A nice, big, hot, piece ‘a ‘mail’ - a message from Dory. ‘Special delivered" just for you.

"You can’t miss it, Eddie - I left it in your Frosted Loops bowl."

Sighing a final "So long, Eddie," Doris began backing out, pulling the door shut as she went... then, suddenly, she flung it open. Jeez, where was her head? Eyes fixed on Eddie’s still hovering rump, she slid across to the kitchen window, undid the locks and, inch by sticking inch, edged it wide open - each squealing shove, she could swear, crooning to her:

"Good girl, Dory. Good girl."

The smile that put on her face lasted all the way till the cops showed up at the diner to give her the ‘bad news.’

And after that, of course - she just couldn’t stop giggling.

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Hate Mail
by Julie Thomas-Zucker
dkmerlin61@juno.com		 #14 of 16
1839 words
The day dawned bright and cloudless as George, a senator, got ready to go to his office in Sacramento. Having support for the latest bill he had written, he now needed to work hard to beat the opposition who wanted to change this so marriage could be between two people of the same sex and including any number of people, violating the Biblical pattern. He believed strongly that a man and a woman made a marriage. The Bible confirmed and proved it. In Genesis it clearly says, "a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife." George had to think of a way to let the citizens of the United States to understand that. Unfortunately he faced opposition for he'd received numerous hate e-mails warning him to stop his campaign or have his entire career exposed.

He knew there were people even where he worked who didn't share his convictions. Two people who he suspected had written the e-mails Judy, someone he worked alongside of, did things with her lover, Diana, he considered taboo within same sex relationships: like kissing each other on the lips while in public places. The two openly supported lesbian rallies. George often desired to show Judy God's view of lesbianism, but he wanted to win her for the Lord not discourage or disappoint her by sharing his faith at the wrong moment.

George had done his homework and knew he faced an uphill battle. For twice, the social radicals defeated his legislation. Now he wanted the people of the United States to tell the government that the definition of marriage, which has remained for two thousand years, should not be changed.

George knew that the gay activists used many unsuspecting means to raise the money that kept them strong: things like utility company profits where a company gives millions of dollars to this political organization. He told his friends and relatives to always check and see what and who the money supported. He often got the brush-off. Most people seemed unconcerned and did nothing about it. Still others listened and boycotted many of the companies.George knew that one lesbian company provided $10 million already to defeat his proposition with more coming in everyday.

At least he had a shot at making this bill law as his wife, Marie, a well-respected writer, offered to help him in his endeavor to educate Americans and encourage them to vote in November.

George wondered if his own marriage could survive press scrutiny. He only imagined how out-of-hand his desire to win might get. The press promised to do real damage. He hoped his marriage would survive.

His Bible study group gave him an advantage. George and his wife started the group for encouragement and so far the group brought them much joy. Though small, the group shared special learning experiences together. They felt the support of the its members.

Currently, they studied Genesis -- Creation and the beginnings of the Israelite people. Other subjects planned, concerned many controversies that believers faced daily. The most controversial involved private sessions so people uninterested did not have to endure them.

Judy vocalized her opinions often. Today, as they talked about God's view of marriage, the conversation became a little heated. George suggested that Judy talk with him later about this important subject so the rest could move on, and they could talk about the Fall of Man.

Judy agreed to this though she felt unsure what to tell George because she assumed God loved all people, and lifestyle showed little about our view of God. She knew that society believed "If it feels good, do it." Judy believed God agreed with this motto. She never wanted anyone to know about her lesbian orientation.

Judy grew up with a mother who encouraged sex. They even played sexual games together, and Judy learned that doing so felt good. When girlfriends came over, she tried to play those games with them, but most of those girls avoided her after that. A couple stayed with her, including her best friend Diana. Though Diana played with her often, now that they roomed together, she wanted to do it all the time. This bothered Judy.

Judy wanted to know God's views of this subject, and she relied on George to honestly tell her what she wished to know. She waited patiently for George to be free enough to talk with her.

Finally, George finished and most of the others left. Now Judy continued the questioning she started earlier. Earlier Judy had disputed that this teaching of one man and one woman making up a marriage occurred only in the Old Testament. George pointed out that "No, the New Testament also shares this view. Here the New Testament states that homosexuality does not please God. Look at 1 Corinthians 6:9,10 which says, 'Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy or drunkards nor slanders nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."

Judy asked, "You mean if I practice lesbianism I will not be allowed into heaven even if I am saved."

"If you continue to sin yes, especially if you know that you are sinning. You are given a choice either to accept or reject God's ways. I can't force you one way or the other."

"Thanks for your help, George. I will think about it. See you next week."

Marie and George pray especially hard for Judy that she will choose God's way over the world's way. They know that competition with the enemy exists in the form of Diana, Judy's lover.

When Judy got back late, Diana angrily shouted at her. "Why did you ask so many questions? Why did you stay after and be brain washed by your godly friends? Don't you know those fundamentalists will tell you all sorts of lies to get you to join their church and promise to give them a certain share of your income? Don't you love me anymore?

"Diana, I do love you but not in a sexually way. I want to know and do what God wants me to do. I see now that my lifestyle displeases God and may keep me out of heaven."

"Is that what this man told you? Well, he's wrong, and I can prove it."

"How can you prove it? The Bible says that our lifestyle is wrong!"

"Okay, show me! But I'll bet you, you won't be able to." Judy took Diana's Bible and turned to 1 Corinthians 6:9,10 and showed her where God says that homosexuals will not inherit the kingdom of God.

Diana's face fell. Her face fell because science and psychology told her that environmental and psychological factors played important roles. She like Judy experimented with sex with her mother and believed that her lesbianism could not be changed. She grew to accept and like it.

Now with a red face and her lifestyle challenged, Diana aimlessly hurried out of the room and to their bedroom. She slammed the door and began throwing clothes frantically into her suitcase. Diana knew she could not live with someone who made her feel like a sinner.

Diana really didn't know where she would go just that she wanted out of Judy's presence. She rushed out not stopping to say good-bye.

Diana wanted to confront George with the situation and get him to see her side. Maybe she could figure out a way to prove that George's teaching was erroneous. She knew it would be hard but she wanted to try. She didn't want Judy and her relationship to deteriorate.

When she knocked on the door, Marie answered. This disappointed Diana. Then she got an idea. She'd lie to Marie about George's appointments with Judy. She'd try to create a story believable to Marie. Only she wished she knew Marie better.

Cautiously, Diana started telling her about the situation. "I have a problem that maybe you could help me with. My friend just lost a beautiful relationship to another. How can she get the relationship back?"

"What kind of relationship are we talking about?" Marie asked knowingly.

"An intimate friendship between two people," responded Diana.

"Has your friend tried to confront the other person with the problem? Trust and sharing one's opinions comprise any successful relationship," suggested Marie.

Diana responded, "These people share a different kind of relationship. One that isn't intimate. I don't know if one would feel safe confronting the other. Any suggestions?"

Confront gently and with much understanding. Try to put yourself in the other person's place and feel what they must be feeling." At this advise, Diana knew she could not convince Marie that George was involved with a fictitious affair with Judy. Diana thanked her and returned to Judy and decided to try Marie's approach before she took the situation into her own hands.

Upon returning home, Diana found Judy in tears staring blankly at the wall. Diana put her hand on Judy's shoulder. Judy pulled away. Gently she said, "I'm so sorry. I got angry, but you hurt me. We are a couple, and now I feel that you want to discard me like a piece of junk."

Judy responded, "I like our friendship, but not the lifestyle. I don't want to be punished by God nor do I want AIDS or any of the other sexually transmitted diseases that are found commonly among people of our orientation.

I like the idea that marriage and therefore sex is meant for one man and one woman. I want to support George's proposition, and I intend to vote in favor of it. I know our friends won't like it, but I'm confident that God will be pleased with it even though they aren't."

Diana sighed. She wanted to understand and support Judy, but she didn't know how. She felt lonely. She saw the changes that occurred in her lover's life and especially noticed the fascination Judy had with men. Judy even started seeing a man named Roger regularly. Diana began to feel like a has been, but because Judy always continued to support and encourage Diana as a real friend, she remained Judy's roommate.

Because of Judy's attitude and love for Diana, she began to accept Judy as a friend and not a lover. She also saw what fun Judy and Roger had and also began to see men. Lesbianism became a thing of the past. Many of their friends also saw the changes in the women and decided to leave their lifestyle and return to the more traditional one.

When the election came, George felt relieved that his proposition not only won but marriage and family didn't change nor would it change. The people of the USA succeeded in telling the government that marriage is not something to change; it has and always will be between one man and one woman.

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Hate Mail
by mrsdew4@adelphia.net		 #15 of 16
636 words
When you see a mail truck pull up to your mailbox each day, what is your usual reaction? Is it that you hate MAIL? Or that the postman is bringing you HATE mail? Or both?

These two reactions are very different, and most of us get both types of mail every day. No wonder we don’t look forward to seeing that painted white, box-shaped, patriotically decorated truck pausing at each house in our neighborhood daily. We can even block out the fact that we hear that distinct sputtering motor coming closer, or have even seen the truck with the trusted eagle painted on it go by doing the route on the other side of the road. Pure denial. So what kind of problems can such a little white truck bring?

Hate MAIL is that endless clutter of advertising mail I never signed up for, yet it continues to clog up my mailbox and eventually overloads my bright red recycling bin. Every day, I dutifully sift through envelope after envelope of unsolicited offers for dating services and carpet cleaning and workout clubs and credit cards. Are they trying to tell me something?? Do they think I have nothing else to do? I get so angry at not only the waste of time and money spent on this hate Mail, but also that it covers up all those greeting cards people have sent me! Also, this hate MAIL cunningly buries those gargantuan sweepstakes or lottery winnings checks I keep hoping will show up soon. You know – the ones that somehow have been lost for all these years. Winnings for contests I have never even entered. Of course I won! It is just a matter of time till that check arrives. Those checks are what motivate me each day to leave my house and go to that black rectangle that is safeguarding my winnings. You know what I’m talking about. It’s just a matter of time till the post office finds the bag that has that special envelope with my name on it and puts it out there for delivery. I’m patient, I can wait. And I figure that all the hate MAIL I calmly open up with clenched teeth and sift through is my penance for the moolah I will get someday soon. After flipping through the envelopes, sploooph – off it goes into my recycling bin, another day’s do gooder’s deposit.

The other HATE mail is much worse. HATE mail is nasty business, done by nasty people, working in nasty offices, out in some nasty nameless universe. They are not of this world. Yet they invade us regularly and are not attacked. It’s that credit card company for example, the one with the finance charge higher than the Mafioso. Their HATE mail never stops coming because the interest fee is higher than the minimum amount due. So naturally I’m always late with my monthly payment and then omoninously those once hate MAIL companies now become HATE mail. Late notices, collection notices, threats to destroy my credit score and toss my name out there in the "bad people who don’t pay their bills on time" pile.

HATE mail start by coming in disguised envelopes trying to trick me into opening them, imitating those winning sweepstakes envelopes I was talking about earlier. They also let the man in the white, box-shaped truck know I am late paying my bills. That makes me feel special. These companies make sure everyone knows my personal business by all the red stampings they put on the envelope like: FINAL NOTICE, PAST DUE, COLLECTION, DATED MATERIAL INSIDE. They even use different colored envelopes like bright yellow – everyone knows that bright yellow means bad news.

After all, we know sweepstakes winnings and tax refund checks come in mustard yellow envelopes, not bright yellow.

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Hate Mail
by robndea@localaccess.com		 #16 of 16
1504 words
March 1, 2003

Customer Retention Department
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Greetings Neighbor!

A representative from our organization, Sharp Consultants, will be stopping by your home this week to conduct a quick survey of everyone in the Edwin L. Puschoeffer household. This survey will only take a few minutes of your time, and was authorized by Dimmish Township City Council, as part of its ongoing commitment to assess the happiness and well being of our citizens. There is nothing you need to do to prepare for this study.

Please call our toll-free number at 888-555-1212 to obtain a consultation appointment time that best fits your needs. Don't worry, if you are unable to call, our representative will attempt to reach you at home.

Sincerest Regards,

Harold D. Coming, II
President, CFO
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March 3, 2003

Customer Retention Department
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Dear Mr. Honeycutt,

Thank you for your visit of last evening. Mrs. Puschoeffer would especially like to thank you for the lovely flower arrangement you left, although she is highly allergic to the roses, the arrangement itself is quite stunning.

The emotional health study proposed by your organization does sound fascinating. As you said, in this day and age, gathering a bit of information on one's neighbor is just good common sense. Indeed, I very nearly fell for your little joke regarding the Johnson's being Satan Worshipers. And we do admit to some basic curiosity about some of the shadier elements in the town, (who knew Mrs. Caulville was dancing naked at midnight!), but we regret that we must at this time decline your generous offer.

After careful consideration and much discussion, both my wife and I feel such a study constitutes a bit of an invasion of privacy. And though you seemed like a nice young man, we really must decline your kind offer. The incentive fee you proffered as a check in the amount of $64.00 to compensate us for our time is enclosed.

Thank you very much,

Edwin L. Puschoeffer
Dimmish, Nebraska
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March 10, 2003

Customer Retention Department
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Dear Mr. Honeycutt,

Your visit last evening was a bit of a surprise, coming as it did, on the heels of our letter declining to participate in your company's study. I am sorry we were unable to invite you in, but Mrs. Puschoeffer doesn't accept visitor's after 11 p.m. And although your invitation to sneak over and watch Mrs. Caulville sounded intriguing, we really must express a strong desire to retain our privacy on this issue.

This letter should serve as a strong "thanks, but no thanks" - we really do not wish to be included in your study of the emotional health of Dimmish, Nebraska,

Sincerely,

Edwin L. Puschoeffer
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March 20, 2003

Supervisor of Staff - Customer Retention Department
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Dear Sir,

I am writing you to notify you of my displeasure with one of your employees, a Mr. Waldo Honeycutt. Mr. Honeycutt has been tasked with recruitment in our neighborhood into an emotional health study conducted by your company.

Mrs. Puschoeffer and myself have declined to participate in this study, both in writing and over the phone several times to no avail. Mr. Honeycutt has returned to our home every evening for the past ten days, and his inability to understand our rejection of his invitation to participate in the study is disturbing.

Please instruct Mr. Honeycutt to stop his recruitment effort. His calls will not be returned.

Yours,

Edwin L. Puschoeffer
Dimmish, Nebraska

PS - And I have enclosed the $164.00 cash stipend that someone rolled up in a red garter and tucked under my front door mat. We are not interested in the study, or in receiving any reimbursement from Sharp Consultants. And when did the stipend increase? I thought you were only offering $64.00?
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March 27, 2003

Legal Department
Supervisor of Staff - Customer Retention Dept.
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Dear Sirs,

I have notified you repeatedly of our desire to NOT participate in your study of the emotional health of Dimmish Township.

Please cease and desist! This includes, but is not limited to, in-person visits, telephone calls, as well as solicitation materials left at our home, which include a full color brochure depicting persons from the neighborhood engaging in what appears to be a wife swapping party. Mrs. Puschoeffer was not amused.

Understandably Anxious,

Edwin L. Puschoeffer
Dimmish, Nebraska

PS - I am curious how you obtained the photo of the mayor and his secretary .... I would never have guessed those were real!
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April 3, 2003

Harold D. Coming, II
Office of the President
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Hey Idiots!

What the hell kind of company are you running out there, anyway? Call off that hired pit bull, Waldo Honeycutt, and leave us the hell alone!

If I receive one more opportunistic photo of Janice Titsofft, from down the block, I will have to call the police. Mrs. Puschoeffer is under the mistaken impression that I have somehow solicited these photos and has locked me out of our bedroom.

Additionally, I caught old Waldo in the crook of our tree with a long-lens camera and at the behest of Mrs. Puschoeffer, I gave him a sound thrashing. Ms. Claudia Plumm would be quite amazed to discover there exists a direct line of site between my peach tree and the bed she shares with Ms. Angela Alesbinin.

Perturbed and curiously aroused,

Edwin L. Puschoeffer
Dimmish, Nebraska
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April 8, 2003

Harold D. Coming, II
Sharp Consultants
Metro, Nebraska

Assholes, et al -

It seems your Mr. Honeycutt told several of my neighbors that they could increase their "stipend" by $1,000.00 if our neighborhood could achieve a 100% participation rate. They are under the impression Mrs. Puschoeffer and I are the only hold outs. Now, how did they get THAT idea?

That old fart Johnson has threatened my Shitzu, Mitzu, with bodily harm involving an M-16 firecracker and bodily orifices. Also, I saw a couple of men from the local Elks club sneaking around behind my garage, I don't know what they are up to, but I fooled them! I moved my Edsel down the alley behind Johnson's place for safekeeping.

You don't seem to care what this is doing to my wife! Mrs. Puschoeffer is not of sound mind, and this activity has had a deleterious affect on her mental well-being. I am giving you fair warning -- I will not be responsible for what she may do!

This has got to end.

Really,

Edwin L. Puschoeffer
Dimmish, Nebraska
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AP - Dimmish, NE: The National Guard has been called to assist Nebraska State Police calm a riot in this small southwestern neighborhood. Citizens report the uprising began in the eastside Sublime Circle neighborhood after an explosion of indeterminate origin. Eyewitness reports differ, with one resident claiming the source of the explosion to be a Shitzu, a breed of small housedog, which was tossed through the front window of a home where it then inexplicably burst into flames. This information was disputed by a Mr. Ted Johnson who claimed the explosion originated in a one car garage in the alley behind his home, one of the seventeen homes burned in Dimmish today.

At this time, the Dimmish Volunteer Fire District 17 has evacuated an additional 100 homes in the area. One arrest has been made, an Edwin L. Puschoeffer, 43, of Sublime Circle was taken into custody when he was discovered running naked down the street. The man claimed he was being coerced into joining a Township-wide sex ring and has been transferred to the Sweetly Dreaming Center for mental evaluation.

In an unrelated story, the dismembered body of Waldo S. Honeycutt, 36, an employee of Sharp Consultants, was discovered this morning in a backyard on Sublime Circle in the Eastside Scenic Division.

BUSINESS JOURNAL - Dimmish, NE: Harold D. Coming, II of The Coming Associates has announced the opening of his third nuclear power plant. The plant, located in the recently completed Dimmish Industrial Park is the first of several industries slated to locate in one of Nebraska's newest and most modern industrial subdivisions. The Industrial park is located on the site of the former Dimmish Township, which was all but destroyed in the 2003 Dimmish Riots.

During the riots, residents turned on one another in a series of unprovoked attacks. Mold spore allergies were listed as the probable cause for the temporary insanity that involved nearly every resident in a five mile area. Specialists agreed that the most complete solution was the removal of any mold sources, including the remaining homes in Dimmish Township. The Coming Associates were issued the Nebraska Businessmen Award of Valor for graciously offering ten cents on the dollar for the nearly worthless parcels.

As a goodwill gesture directed toward the original residents, a small statue of a man, a woman and a small dog was unveiled today in the Rose Park Esplanade which encircles the extensive facility.

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